An utterly utterly terrible spelling of the word simpsons Generally spelled that way by losers and/or just a spelling error or typo.
by Grade-A January 26, 2005
Get the simsons mug.A joke so sinister in its banality that it would cause any person nearby to suddenly revert to silence, and shudder.
Person: hey Simon, i heard you went out on the weekend.
Simon: yeah, with your mother! for a one night stand!
a long silence where everyone looks anywhere but at Simon.
Person: so you went alone to a movie
Simon: ............yes
Simon: yeah, with your mother! for a one night stand!
a long silence where everyone looks anywhere but at Simon.
Person: so you went alone to a movie
Simon: ............yes
by The A Man March 30, 2005
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A Simon is a one of a kind man. He is beautiful, smart ass, sexy and funny. Usually he physically looks like a Greek God,with strong and beautiful legs, a huge back,big arms, green eyes and dark black hair.
He will go through fire, dragons and kingdom if he is in love with you.
He makes feel the girl he is with like a Queen. If you are with a Simon always be kind to him and fight to be by his side.
He is definitely an angel on earth.
He will go through fire, dragons and kingdom if he is in love with you.
He makes feel the girl he is with like a Queen. If you are with a Simon always be kind to him and fight to be by his side.
He is definitely an angel on earth.
Me: Omg this guy i an dating is amazing.
I feel great with him!!
Girl: you so lucky ! You found yourself a Simon !
I feel great with him!!
Girl: you so lucky ! You found yourself a Simon !
by Talia25 May 25, 2017
Get the Simon mug.Simone is a highley intellectual person with brown hair down to her shoulders and brown eyes. She is also very musical and like volleyball. She cares very much for others and will usually go lut of her way to help a friend.She is a very nice person but double cross her you better run fast! She takes her time in relationships and will love you forever. She is also very funny and easy to make laugh.
Guy 1: Wow, I hope that dude is okay...
Guy 2: Yeah
Guy 1: I heard he double crossed her
Guy 2: Yep, thats a Simone!
Guy 2: Yeah
Guy 1: I heard he double crossed her
Guy 2: Yep, thats a Simone!
by pizzaman143 November 29, 2017
Get the Simone mug.The act of being fired (or, "fucked") by Simmons Media. This happens extremely often, and most of the time around the holidays.
"Hey, what did you get for Christmas?"
"Nothing. I lost my job a week before Christmas and couldn't afford presents."
"Sounds like you got Simmons Fucked."
"Dude, I got Simmons Fucked WAY bad!"
"Nothing. I lost my job a week before Christmas and couldn't afford presents."
"Sounds like you got Simmons Fucked."
"Dude, I got Simmons Fucked WAY bad!"
by ellispsycho January 5, 2009
Get the Simmons Fucked mug.Name that describes a person who not only demonstrates a huge amoutn of compassion for other, but also has the ability to make one feel atease in a moment of deep sorrow.
Simon-Luc has made my day.
He is what I would call a Simon-Luc!
That guy is amazing!
A true friend
Wow,true friend,amazing,guy,Simon
He is what I would call a Simon-Luc!
That guy is amazing!
A true friend
Wow,true friend,amazing,guy,Simon
by mariaa911 May 26, 2010
Get the Simon-Luc mug.Person 1: Did you just see that kid's mom?
Person 2: That dyke just got Simon Birch-ed
Person 1: Are you going to the funeral?
Person 2: No.
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*Woman gets hit in the head with a baseball*
Woman: DOH!
*Woman dies*
Birched.
Person 2: That dyke just got Simon Birch-ed
Person 1: Are you going to the funeral?
Person 2: No.
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*Woman gets hit in the head with a baseball*
Woman: DOH!
*Woman dies*
Birched.
by chomski January 5, 2012
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