Trans-Siberian Express

When you are a peak male and mustn't bring the groceries inside the house with more than one trip. Only 1 fully-loaded grocery run will suffice.

Wife: how the hell are you gonna get 3 kegs, 12 packs of tube steaks, 28 bags of backwoods and 7 jugs of milk in the apartment in one trip?
Me(alpha): Trans-Siberian Express.

by Harvey HugeCock June 1, 2021

Andy Samberg

the cutest and hottest man to ever exist & the best actor ever.

Mikey: yo, do you know who Andy Samberg is?

Lexi: Yes! I love Andy Samberg!

by s4mbergg July 16, 2023

Put it on simmer

Something told to/about someone who is over reacting, especially when they're being overly hormonal.

Nick: She's been all over him all night and he's not even single!
Emily: Wow she really needs to put it on simmer

by The bean chillers April 9, 2015

simmer

A flight simulator enthusiast, usually on a home computer.

A group of simmers met on Vatsim.

by Lior Bar-On October 10, 2006

sibber

a word combination of sister and sibling - used as an endearment

Jessica and Tara are my sibbers.

by Bubbe September 21, 2005

Siberian Pizza Roll

A makeshift dildo created by shitting in a condom, then freezing it.

"I didn't have any cucumbers left, so i just made a Siberian pizza roll."

by umad? February 20, 2010

Simere

A very attractive man with a big penis, and he would easily fuck your bitch.

“I want me a Simere”
“Right sis”

by Tina Bradley February 11, 2018