hillbilly hot day shit shovel 

The act of eating a popsicle and using the popsicle stick to scoop out that last bit of feces that won’t release from your sphincter.

Another hot day, sweaty asscheek dump. I noticed a bit too late that not only was I on my last roll of toilet paper but I was actually down to the last three squares. Time for a poopy butt waddle to the freezer for a hillbilly hot day shit shovel!

hillbilly hot day shit shovel by SauerCrouse51 July 8, 2019

One eyed gut shovel 

Fully raging erect broad headed vascular penis.
Note: Can be used heterosexually or homosexually

I want you to come over and sit on my “one eyed gut shovel”.

One eyed gut shovel by ShagginWagon’s May 16, 2021

slut shovel 

A man who often engages in having sex with slut buckets.

Man, he is a total slut shovel sleeping with that slut bucket Julie. He's bound to catch something from digging in that!

slut shovel by Demz Holy Nutz March 18, 2007

ranch shovel 

bro so basically any breaded food that can be used with ranch dressing, as a shovel if you will

chicken strips? you mean a ranch shovel

ranch shovel by lidiaxD February 28, 2019

tongue shovel her stink ditch 

The action of using one's tongue to root around in a smelly anus. The tongue usually accumulates butt fucking residue left behind from rigerous anal sex.

Dude, you tongue shovel her stink ditch after dippin in her basement last nite.

tongue shovel her stink ditch by Rusty McShakelfuckerd December 30, 2007

cock shovel 

wen ur about to have anal with a girl but her ass is fullof shit so u use ur cock to shovel it out

Joanne should consider wipin her ass i had to give her a real cock shovel last night

cock shovel by fucker freddy January 11, 2009

Get The Shovel 

Expression of disbelief when the circumstance indicates that someone is bullshitting.

"I'm the smartest person at my work."

"Bullshit!"

"No, really"

"Get the shovel, it's getting deep in here."

Get The Shovel by jpbarri March 7, 2012