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Shock Tip

When you build up static electricity and, just when you're about to insert during coitus, the tip of your penis zaps the vulva.
A little sting from a shock tip won't stop this wonderful ritual of sexual intercourse!
by secretPerver April 26, 2011
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cell-shock

The momentary sense of panic when one touches their pants pocket and realizes that their Cell Phone is not there.
I went to call you last night, and had total cell-shock until i realized my phone was in the car.
by Locksbox September 8, 2010
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shock snap

when you say something to shock the person and then take a pic immediately after to capture their hilarious shock face.
haha look at the hilarious shock snap i took of her!
by buffy14 April 12, 2014
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state shock

A term to define someone who is institutionalized and can not adjust to society after having been incarcerated for a long period of time
Brian is state shocked he killed three people in rush hour traffic
by Anonh1995 February 24, 2017
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Vagina Shock

When girls get a pain (feeling like a shock) in there vagina going up to there boob for no reason at all, happens at random time with no explanation.
I just got a vagina shock, and it hurt so bad
by prettybaby October 20, 2019
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Shell shocked

When a cold gust of wind hits a man and his penis retreats back into its body, such as a turtle when it gets scared.
“So did you go all the way with Sally?”
“Nah I got shell shocked before I walked in”.
by Lil Lep January 25, 2018
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Turtle Shock

When you fuck your girl turtle style and she can't walk for 24 Hours
by LAGOUT July 20, 2019
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