Northern saying. See shine a light. Shine a brick is what is said when you don't know what the hell you're on about, somehow replacing the word light with brick.
Person 1: "Shine a brick its cold"
Person 2: "isn't it meant to be shine a light?"
Person 1: "no its shine a brick, ask any old person"
Person 2: "isn't it meant to be shine a light?"
Person 1: "no its shine a brick, ask any old person"
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Get the Shining Joot mug.streetlight shine - when you polished your vehicle so good that the reflection from the streetlight unto your badass ride causes the light sensor on the streetlight to kick it off because it thinks it is daylight - it does happen - this is no urban myth
mary - wanna see something cool?
terry - what, your rankass crotch turtle?
mary - no, you braindead piece of shit, my streetlight shine
terry - what, your rankass crotch turtle?
mary - no, you braindead piece of shit, my streetlight shine
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Get the bald shine mug.One of two acceptable methods of being woken in the morning. This involves your girlfriend beginging to felate you 5 minutes before your choosen rising time. She does so very gently at first, and then brings you to conciousness by running her tounge over any of your designated "waking spots" she then finishes the blowjob by putting maple syrup on your man sausage and licking it clean and swallowing everything you have provided her with.
Jimmy had a rough night and had to be up early for class that morning, so his girlfriend rise and shined him, he was so hungover, he didnt wake up for half an hour!
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