mall ninja shit

Crazy ass or stupid knives or weapons that are just ridiculous

A category on Tumblr

Dude that double sided batman knife is some Mall ninja shit

by B,B,B,BIRD,BIRD,BIRD,THEBIRDIS November 19, 2017

Cokie and Abby May 2020 Type Shit

Doing insane shit that’s wild, whorey, young, and naive at 2 am every day of quarantine.

“Wanna go pull some Cokie and Abby May 2020 type shit?”
“Hell yeah. But we’ll actually be responsible and not almost die.”

by aliceinwonderlandpt2 April 9, 2021

you made dat shit up

A phrase used when someone is trying to have you do something beyond your wishes - something that you do not want to do.

Matt: I want to go to the Olive Garden instead of Maggiano's.

Jane: Hells naw. You made dat shit up. You got paid so we are going to Maggiano's.

by Love6241 October 13, 2006

really fucking massive shit

Constipation.....ongoing....day after day after day.

Visit the drug-store.
purchase some senna.
o/d on senna.
empty your bowels around your feet and down the legs of your jeans.
Drug-store again.
eat shit.
buy epicac
puke.
eat puke

Then soil the shop.....severely.
shabba.

I just did a really fucking massive shit....ooooh dear.

by shabba-ranks November 28, 2013

chuck a mad shit

The urgent need to release a big poop.

Eddy: Fuck man my stomach hurts...
Jackson: What's wrong?
Eddy: Need to chuck a mad shit, that's what!
Jackson: Get the fuck out then cunt! No wonder it stinks in here.

by Motorrad Hermes August 17, 2017

Margarita Shit Mixer

The act of shiting in ones blender turning it on as high as the blender will go and watching the shit fly all over.

i went to trevs and did a MARGARITA SHIT MIXER haha he was so pissed he got covered in shit when he tried to turn it off

by balls mcgahe November 14, 2009

Man-shit

A woman so hott and sexy, it is for real men. Not for buys

Son, that's Man-shit, She'll kill your ass. Leave her for a real man to take care of

by drwilsontx December 22, 2009