wants to date but nothing serious

It probably means that the woman in question wants to go on dates with multiple guys but not be in a relationship with anyone specific. But please keep this in mind: ALL Women are fickle when it comes to the dating scene, so if you went on one date and it went well or she decided she had a crush on you, she'll change her mind and desires to be in a relationship with you.

ALL women that has the term "wants to date but nothing serious" in their dating profiles, it means that they'll date multiple guys. Even though these women go on multiple dates with multiple guys, they have no expectations beyond those first, second, third, etc. amount of dates. They always keep their options open. And they ALWAYS CONTROL the Dating Narrative, not the Men. Comedian Chris Rock was ABSOLUTELY correct when he spoke his famous QUOTE: "A MAN is ONLY as FAITHFUL as HIS OPTIONS." In the same way, WOMEN are ONLY as FAITHFUL as THEIR OPTIONS too. So it's only fair that we as men remember that too.

by EC's Dating terminology May 27, 2017

serious as a lawyer

When a very drunk girlhas drinkin alot to much and is to drunk to walk or talk,and we dont want her makin a fool out of herself,so we tell her to be serious,and she says "Don't worry guys im serious as a lawyer!!!".

Drunk Girl:*falling over and talking very loudly*
girl1:"be serious kay!"
girl2:"yea just don't talk!"
Drunk Girl:"DON'T WORRY GUYS I CAN BE AS SERIOUS AS A LAWYER!!!"

dam that drunk bitch is being as serious as a lawyer!

by LittleMermaid19019 April 10, 2008

Serious Cat

A very fucking serious white cat popularized by imdb.com user Timmys_DownTheBloodyWell. He is Emperor and Supreme overlord of a board called "The Sandbox" as well as President of the Anti-squirrel coalition. In his spare time he enjoys spreading awareness of the seriousness of a thread, killing infidels (mostly squirrels), and he also taking long llama rides on the beach.

*A poster tries to joke in a very serious thread*
Serious Cat: *stares with a look of extreme superiority and seriousness*

by TDTBW September 30, 2007

seriousity

a way of being serious. not joking. not lying. being fucking serious. like seriously...

carolina: can i come over to your house later for gossip girl tonight? and THEN we can finish our science project...

ixell: dude are you sure? won't that be tiring?

carolina: no douchebaguette. it'll be cool. i'm serious.

ixell: you sure?

carolina: yeah bitch, i'm talking seriousity!

by cee_ess_ness May 18, 2009

Seriously

A .lazy response of agreement to almost any statement. Takes the place of 'yeah', 'same', or 'mmm'.

Person 1: This lecture totally blows.
Person 2: Serously...

Person 1: Man, I am so hungover.
Person 2: Seriously...

by boppp October 28, 2009

Seriously Nass

1. A term used to show the udder stupidty of an action
2. Action must be carried out during a time of debauchery or mild to extreme stupidity
3. Influence of drugs or alcohol required
4. Nass, a common Madison term meaning idiot, dervived from the verbial phrase "pulling a Nass"
5. Nass is also refers to an urban campus legend

John's utter stupidty the nite before, caused me to say "seriously nass".

Did you know Steve got arrested carrying one shoe and a cellphone? Ya, he pulled a Nass

by A Cunning Midget May 22, 2007

Seriously Technical Device

Seriously Technical Device is a slang term for a STD.

"Hey, did hear that Amanda has a Seriously Technical Device."
"Yeah man, she's got some gadgets!"

by Meowwoman March 22, 2009