when one goes to a early bird special at a country buffet and take the oldest women there and have sex with them in the bathroom
by werewerwereww January 05, 2010
The fastest moving vehicle..thing known to man, traveling at a pace faster then the speed of light it fears nothing/no one.
by griff, the proud owner of seabiscuit April 23, 2005
Every Sunday, you take all your collected roaches from the week prior and make a generation joint out of them. This generation joint is "older" than the other joints, hence the name.
by mvsfinest July 16, 2014
An excuse for every senior girl in America to post pictures as a way to fish for compliments and likes.
by kyle_mf_pitts_8 June 13, 2022
Usually a middle aged person who decides to either
1) go back to school to get their ass out of Wal-Mart or some other demeaning job that you acquire by having a minimum education level of a high school diploma
OR
2) want to "enrich" their boring retired lives/spend extra money taking "interesting" classes to pass the time without actually being a matriculated student.
Senior Scholars usually have no idea how college classes work or how to use the university's on line services. Most of them will want to ask obvious questions in an attempt to show off to the younger crowd and impress the idea that they are still "hip" & "with it". Other characteristics include telling stories about 1) when they were in college, 2) their grandchildren, 3) personal stories completely irrelevant to the class topic.
1) go back to school to get their ass out of Wal-Mart or some other demeaning job that you acquire by having a minimum education level of a high school diploma
OR
2) want to "enrich" their boring retired lives/spend extra money taking "interesting" classes to pass the time without actually being a matriculated student.
Senior Scholars usually have no idea how college classes work or how to use the university's on line services. Most of them will want to ask obvious questions in an attempt to show off to the younger crowd and impress the idea that they are still "hip" & "with it". Other characteristics include telling stories about 1) when they were in college, 2) their grandchildren, 3) personal stories completely irrelevant to the class topic.
1) "Well I'm 58, a vet from dubya-dubya two and I'm retired now, so I guess I'm a Senior Scholar," (laughs) "Now let me tell you what college was like when I was young. Ten miles in the snow, up-hill both ways.."
2) Senior Scholar: The 46 year old female office worker who wants to expand her knowledge of the population around her by taking a Developmental Psychology class only to use it as an open forum to discuss her 2 year old daughter Mandy's slow progress.
2) Senior Scholar: The 46 year old female office worker who wants to expand her knowledge of the population around her by taking a Developmental Psychology class only to use it as an open forum to discuss her 2 year old daughter Mandy's slow progress.
by Undergrad September 02, 2009
When a divorced Grampa decides to get a new girlfriend, they have sex, make babies and that is what we call SENIOR sex.
While doing that, the play football. A.K.A. 69.
While doing that, the play football. A.K.A. 69.
by jobias and aaron September 02, 2006