semen rolls

When you blow your load in a fat chick's rolls instead of in the actual vagina.

Hey Jimmy, that ho was so fat I couldn't find the real vagina. I had to make some semen rolls.

by Phaze357 September 10, 2019

Semen Sandwich

When you jizz in between their cheeks.

I was clapping her cheeks when I gave her a semen sandwich on the way out.

by MidnightBerry February 24, 2020

semen gang

When a girl has had that much semen all up inside her, she creates a group consisting of other girls who are slags like her.

Phil: Oh my God! Did you hear she slept with 4 guys over the weekend?

Tom: Doesn't surprise me, she's blatantly part of semen gang.

by Halluminati February 6, 2017

semen saver

A girl that is so crazy that she saves a guys semen after sex, while the guy doesn't even know, so she can potentially baby trap him later.

Dude, dont go out with jenna, shes crazy. shes for sure a semen saver.

by B0rd April 16, 2020

semen samba

The awkward dance a couple does after sex when the toilet roll is just out of reach. Butt cheeks/thighs and miscellaneous tangled body parts must coordinate to prevent a cuddle puddle from forming while flailing for the TP.

My girlfriend and I performed the semen samba after realizing that the tissues were on the other side of the bed.

by Milopie Sneezypee August 22, 2016

satan semen

when a bunch of guys cum into a pot and boil it then proceed to pour it all over some girl and watch it boil her skin

hey guys i just met this girl and she asked if we could give her a little satan semen

by Bible thumper 6.66 July 16, 2020

Super Semen

a disease that makes male semen abnormally thick and powerful. This causes condoms to break as soon as the male cums causeing any woman who fucked a guy that has that disease to instantly become pregnant even if she is on birth control or is old.

DONT MESS WITH SUPER SEMEN CAUSE U CAN DIE FROM IT...

billy joe: wanna fuck
edna: hell nah u have SUPER SEMEN
billy joe: pls

edna: NO BILLY JOE I COULD DIE OR WORSE GET PREGNANT!!!

by my dick fell off09 February 14, 2019