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Screen worm

Just like a book worm only you're nose deep in a computer screen, any other screen. A modern day 2020 covid-19 version of a book worm since people use zoom and other video conference apps.
Hugh: "Back in my day they called me a book worm. But you my dawg are a screen worm."
Ganus: "Ok boomer"
by Boob the boy October 14, 2020
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screen perv

An entire class of people who insist on reading over your shoulder while you are working or stares at your computer screen.

It can be even more irritating then someone who reads the newspaper over your shoulder. often makign you so uncomfortable to the point where you are unable get any work done.

This class of person will often read over your shoulder trying to not be to obvious and then 30 seconds after you close your browser window or make eye contact with them will immediately look away and deny they are reading over your shoulder or have the nerve to comment on what you were doing.
"Dude! you are such a total screen perv, if i wanted to show you what was on my screen I would call you over. it's called the personal computer for a reason mind your own screen."

"umm sir, i can not work with you screen perv all over me."
by allley December 14, 2012
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Sticky screen

When you ejaculate and get cum on your phone
Damnit, I have a sticky screen again
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018
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SCREEN FREEZE

it is when a girl stops to pick something up so you snap a pic and then ram your dick inside your computer and jizz into it until your screen dies
i just screen freezed the shit out your computer
by PegaASUS December 10, 2019
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screen wank

The action required to scroll through a long list on a touch phone / tablet.
You'll need to screen wank to get to the bottom one.
by vtraveller September 13, 2013
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Screen Hawking

When a co-worker, or nosy individual, walks behind your computer/workstation, staring at your screen as they pass, to try and figure out what you're doing.
"I was working on my month end close, and Socially Akward Penguin kept walking behind me, screen hawking and mouth breathing"
by Screen Hawked January 12, 2012
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Screen banger

Some one who has sexual relationships with screen doors for pleasure
dave:did you see ol' man jankens
num nuts:no why?
dave:he have become a screen banger
by bigbuttballer69 October 3, 2011
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