Scooter Kid

Always at fault.

“Did you hear about the scooter kid that was ran over by a suspect fleeing a bank robbery at high speed on a skateboard?”

“Yes, I did. It was his clearly the scooter kid’s fault.”

by Wardaddy Kang February 15, 2022

mut scoot

When your dog drags his ass across your carpet.

Look at Marty doing the mut scoot across the living room.

by Abbie W June 11, 2006

war scootch

a soldiers overseas girlfriend

"mika is my war scootch"

by mika.chan January 25, 2008

Tooth Scoot

When giving a blow job, the female moves her teeth back and forth along the man's shaft, "scooting" them along.

I didn't think I'd enjoy it, but when Tracy gave me the Tooth Scoot, I jizzed right then and there!

by Scooter Pooter! January 12, 2010

boot-scoot boogie

when a dog drags its butt on the carpet to itch it or to dislodge somthing from it.

After Fido ate that peice of dental floss, he did the boot-scoot boogie on the carpet and left a discusting shit-stain.

by evinrude115 October 20, 2010

piddle scoot

when someone gets really drunk, takes off their pants, sits on the ground(preferably hardwood floor), pisses all over the floor and then scoots around in their own piss like a dog trying to wipe dingleberries out of its ass.

who the fuck invited the chick thats piddle scooting all over the place

by j crisp May 7, 2011

Doody Scoot

When an animal poops and is left with a dingleberry. The animal then proceeds to sit and scoot its' doody across the floor ultimately making a line of doody on the floor you just cleaned.

"Oh my gosh not again. I just got done mopping the floors and my cat just made an epic doody scoot across the entire kitchen!"

by Stelllaaa July 28, 2012