Schweff

When you’re just seconds away from having sexual intercourse with someone and you walk out and never speak to them again

“Oh yeah dude, we were totally about to have sex but I schweffed her good.”

by Janner Giles March 22, 2022

Euro-schweffe

The continental equivalent of a schweffe. Much like their British counterparts euro-schweffes make up for with money what they lack in self-awareness.

Slicked back hair, gillets and a penchent for paddle are strong indicators. Those found in London will typically work in finance and summer in Majorca.

That bar was full of euro-schweffes, there wasn't a sock in sight.

by Piggins123 August 5, 2025

schweenis

when your 1/2 japanese and 1/2 white and you have a small penis

last night i went over to ricky's house and he had a schweenis

by tony May 13, 2005

schweeite

A schweeite is a person who lives by schweeishism. Schweeites are generally happy people, but they also tend to have a firm grasp on reality.

Disclaimer: Schweeites are not fanatics, and schweeishism is neither a religion nor a cult. For more info, see schwee.

by BigGoofyGuy April 11, 2005

Schneffmumble

The noise of surprise you make when someone pisses on your face.

The schneffmumble produced by <Person X> sounded almost exactly like a dying walrus.

by :::Oscar::: July 22, 2008

Schweeley

tipsy, buzzed, feelin'g good, all due to alcohol

I probably shouldn't drive home, I'm a little schweeley.

by Kelli Jo May 22, 2006

schweezed

The painful yet stimulating process of squeezing the clytoris till it pops like a bubble.

Jenny was wanting the ultimate pleasure so I schweezed her.

by Schweezy Smith December 24, 2006