Schlingo

Accidentally killing someone during oral sex by sticking the penis too far into the throat and choking and or gagging the other person.

Brad: Oh my god I think I just schlingo'd Shirley!
Thomas: Does that count as heat of passion?

by DepthOfInsight February 26, 2011

Schrodinger's Schlong

Your penis length is whatever you want it to be until you measure it.

Thanks to Schrodinger's Schlong, Johnny's penis was a solid 11 inches.

by Billy November 1, 2019

Schlong

A long object that is over 12 inches and is used to tickle ears

Dude,Tina's ears are red. Fred musta whipped his schlong out on her.

by Richard Nickson April 27, 2008

Curt Schilling

Pitcher for the Red Sox. Beat the Yankees with one leg in the 2004 ALCS and lead the Red Sox to their first championship since 1918.

-Curt Schilling is super cool
-Not as cool as Lou Merloni

by JasonGiambi December 10, 2004

schlongatude

A measurement of the male genitalia taking into account the largeness of ones balls in comparison to the length of ones manhood.

That's a HUGE drop of semen, given the relative schlongatude of the penis.

by Deevolution January 14, 2008

Schlingmabob

Anime where you love yourself...
a.k.a. Selfcest

Haruhi x Haruhi=Schlingmabob

by NinjaSlop June 22, 2012

Schelling

Where you give points to an argument without evidence seriously, and then do it again despite being proven wrong.

Person 1: “ACOG is the manufacturer not the type” - he says this with no evidence.

Group of people: “No its not” - proceeds to show evidence that Person 1 is wrong.

Person 1: “Nope ACOG is the manufacturer not the type” - he repeats his un-evidenced point despite being proven wrong by multiple people in the group, he is schelling.

by Bandit “main” June 20, 2020