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schmaged

To have sex in the basement, while your friend watches tv with your mom.
Last Friday we Schmaged; Ben had a great time.
by Depauwty69 December 20, 2015
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schalig

it is an adjective, that means be addicted to scarves and wear them all day, even in Summer.
SCARVES TO POWER!
Most of them have name, starting with A.
Oh, hey guy you look so schalig today , I love it!
by Scarveslover69 March 25, 2017
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schalitz

A man who enjoys using onion like vegetables in a sexual manner.
That Schalitz is disgusting
by Wordmaker69420 April 18, 2017
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schalaman

An Interesting creature often called "Schalamanator." It hunts alone.
Ruuuunnnnn! its a Schalaman!!!
by #ClashRoyaleGodKing June 5, 2017
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Schmaggy

Schmaggy is a widely used word. In german it can mean "Scheiss Maggy" oder "Schwule Maggy", but the exact definition was lost. The first appearence of the word was in 125 million years, when a Dinausaur slipped and instead of using the word "Shit" or "Fuck" he said Schmaggy. One will never know wha the dinausaur meant when he said Schmaggy. Almost 30 Million years later when the Aliens arrived to help the Egyptians build the Pyramids, they rediscovered the Word, 2 hours after the discovery it was the most used word in the whole Universe.
Casual Conversation in school between Maggy aka. Schmaggy, Denis and Lukas
Denis: Hey Schmaggy!
Maggy: What does that mean?
Lukas: Fuck you Schmaggy.
Maggy: But why?
Denis: Schmaggy Schmagdalena you Stupid?

Conversation between Egyptian King and Peasant
King: Schmaggy Schmaggy Schmaggy, Schmaggy. Schmaggy?
Peasant: Schmaggy...
*King kills Peasant*
King: Schmaggy!
by 420CovfefeGustavoJoe June 13, 2017
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Schmader

A stank bitch who has no clit, trafficks Mexican drug mules and drinks too much.
"Her clit was so crusty, it fell off and she become a Schmader.
by AkinaLove September 14, 2017
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Schalincka

Alejandro, this is the schalincka-shot. Are you sure you want to do this again?
by Beowulved October 10, 2017
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