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Schlong Covid

The new official orwellian name for "monkeypox." The World Health Organization (WHO) changed/rename monkeypox over concerns from scientists that the name is "discriminatory and stigmatizing."

According to the WHO, men who have sex with men are the group at the highest risk of infection right now. {About 99% of cases are among men, and at least 95% of those patients are men who have sex with men.}
Gay Man 1: Eeeeeew, what are all those bumps and sores on your face? You need to see a doctor about that?
Gay Man 2: Naw, it's just Schlong Covid, I think I got from that orgie a few days back. It's also all over my butt and junk.
Gay Man 1: mmmh, I didn't know you like to ride it dirty? We should hang out sometime once your don't look like a walking disease factory.

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by Rastathewhite July 29, 2022
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Schlong

Zichen! Get your schlong out of those girls right now!
by zichen555 January 30, 2023
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schlinked

essentially when someone gets knocked the fuck out.
a friend: “if bro keeps talking shit he’s gonna get schlinked.”
by lindsee2lit September 2, 2023
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Tyler Schlong

There are so many people from the continent of Asia, but this is the worst one.
Get this Tyler Schlong outta here, said Julia
by Jared Goff's Cousin, Jack November 18, 2019
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Smack Schlong Saturday

In Smack Schlong Saturday, you must nut as many times as you can. On the first hour, you must nut once, on the second, you must nut twice, and so on until you nut 24 times in the last hour of Saturday.
Smack Schlong Saturday is too hard, i mustn't sleep for the entire day!
by kastie1288thepro December 5, 2020
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Ripping Schlong

The act of slamming massive amounts of puss at a rate higher than everyone else. When someone is Ripping Schlong, they are respected by everyone. Hard to do for long amounts of time, best done in short phases. Warning: Ripping Schlong is not for everyone.

Similar phrases:
Slinging dong

Salami slaying’
Crushing puss

Can be shortened to rippin’ it.
Oh boy, Bartholomew is ripping schlong! He’s about made his way through the entire sorority.
by The Rip-Stick April 15, 2021
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Banana Schlong

A banana schlong is a schlong (male genitalia) that curves to either side, up, down or diagonally like a banana.
Thomas: William's Schlong is incredibly short but it's a damn Banana Schlong!
Jonathan: I totally agree, imagine having a banana schlong!
*William Cries*
by xWhatDa April 27, 2023
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