The new official orwellian name for "monkeypox." The World Health Organization (WHO) changed/rename monkeypox over concerns from scientists that the name is "discriminatory and stigmatizing."
According to the WHO, men who have sex with men are the group at the highest risk of infection right now. {About 99% of cases are among men, and at least 95% of those patients are men who have sex with men.}
According to the WHO, men who have sex with men are the group at the highest risk of infection right now. {About 99% of cases are among men, and at least 95% of those patients are men who have sex with men.}
Gay Man 1: Eeeeeew, what are all those bumps and sores on your face? You need to see a doctor about that?
Gay Man 2: Naw, it's just Schlong Covid, I think I got from that orgie a few days back. It's also all over my butt and junk.
Gay Man 1: mmmh, I didn't know you like to ride it dirty? We should hang out sometime once your don't look like a walking disease factory.
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Gay Man 2: Naw, it's just Schlong Covid, I think I got from that orgie a few days back. It's also all over my butt and junk.
Gay Man 1: mmmh, I didn't know you like to ride it dirty? We should hang out sometime once your don't look like a walking disease factory.
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by Rastathewhite July 29, 2022
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Get the Tyler Schlong mug.In Smack Schlong Saturday, you must nut as many times as you can. On the first hour, you must nut once, on the second, you must nut twice, and so on until you nut 24 times in the last hour of Saturday.
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Get the Smack Schlong Saturday mug.The act of slamming massive amounts of puss at a rate higher than everyone else. When someone is Ripping Schlong, they are respected by everyone. Hard to do for long amounts of time, best done in short phases. Warning: Ripping Schlong is not for everyone.
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Salami slaying’
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Can be shortened to rippin’ it.
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Slinging dong
Salami slaying’
Crushing puss
Can be shortened to rippin’ it.
by The Rip-Stick April 15, 2021
Get the Ripping Schlong mug.A banana schlong is a schlong (male genitalia) that curves to either side, up, down or diagonally like a banana.
Thomas: William's Schlong is incredibly short but it's a damn Banana Schlong!
Jonathan: I totally agree, imagine having a banana schlong!
*William Cries*
Jonathan: I totally agree, imagine having a banana schlong!
*William Cries*
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