schaffen

to act a fool or like michael schafer.

Anthony was acting all crazy so Michael siad," Stop schaffen bro."

by michael growney January 31, 2009

shaff

n. 1. A bulbous mass of a person, synonymous for fat

That kid is so shaff he needs to start eating some reduced shaff chips.

by DarkOne January 10, 2004

scwaffle

Idiot, not cool, a gimp

Quit being such a scwafle

by moron March 24, 2003

Schlaff

n; sh-laaf, To have exhaustion, tired, to go to sleep, word said at sleepy time,

I love havin' a schlaff on it, on me sin is definitely ready for a schlaff, Hi Martin! I had a great schlaff last night......schlaff

by finninininininin August 19, 2009

schafsexual

Not knowing exactly what you are attracted to, but will willingly insert your genitalia into any living organism that gives even the slightest of content.

"I mean yea she was blacked out but I'm schafsexual so of course I fucked her"

by Shglubidy January 24, 2017

schwaffel nuffer

is a retarded cat with rat teeth

wow what a schwaffel nuffer.

by choofy November 26, 2017

Shannon Schaefer

A 'Shannon Schaefer' is typically described as a social reject.
A 'Shannon Schaefer' typically owns 123456776432 to many cats.

Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' are full blown ferp's , even though they do not appreciate the wolf man.

They do not like dirty sand boxes and rather their stuff neat and tidy.

CHRIS , CHRIS , CHRIS, LAUREN.

Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' have a best friend that could never be replaced named Lauren to.

Shannon Schaefer's also tend to have frizzy brown hair and freckles. Leg stubble does not satify them either... SHAVE WOMEN SHAVE

Wait why is a Schaefer staring at your leg?

FERP!

"She must well be named Shannon Schaefer and live in a closet with her best friend and their cats."

by ferpsunited July 5, 2012