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Scandinavia

A section of Northern European where most Nordic people come from. Homeland of the Vikings, it is comprised of Denmark, Norway, Sweden, and Finland.
I imagine that Scandinavia makes the best swedish fish.
by buckey August 17, 2003
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Scandinavian Hotpocket

the sexual act of pooping into a vagina.
"Dude i was so drunk last night that i gave that girl ive been trying to talk to a 'Scandinavian Hotpocket', do you think she'll forgive me ?"
by Brett Bliss April 14, 2010
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Scandinavian Sandstorm

You take a high powered fan and face it to a girl. Jizz at the fan and it will blow back and hit her in the face. The you pee on her face and the substance will run down her face and it makes a great drink.
by Dean14 June 4, 2011
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Scandinavian Bitch Slap

The act of one man ejaculating into another man's hand, then the man with jizz in his hand using it as lubrication to jerk off. After he cums in the same hand, he bitch slaps the other man in the face getting cum on him.

This act is only gay for the man getting slapped because he is the one getting a handful of spunk slapped around his cocksucker like a total faggot.
Boy #1: For my 14th birthday, my dad gave me a Scandinavian Bitch Slap.

Boy #2: Awesome! Did you suck his dick afterwards?

Boy #1: ......Yup I sure did!
by humorousabortionhahafaggot November 18, 2011
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sanding the flag pole

playing with oneself/ masterbating
JR spent the day "Sanding The Flag Pole"
by Schizzna October 22, 2008
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Sandija

Le top trolelel who is cool and European.
Likes to assault innocent young boys when she's bored...for science.
A good person despite certain questionable choices.
Why is that girl stealing the snacks of seemingly random people?
Oh, that's Sandija. She does it for science.
by Eve Pie January 12, 2014
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Scandinavia

Scandinavia was a conspiracy theory developed by the Soviets in the 1640s. The only parties falling for this April's Day prank were Sweden, Norway and John Kerry. Denmark, Iceland and Finland have often been accused of being part of Scandinavia, but they deny these allegations. Denmark says that they were just playing along and knew all along that it was just a joke.

The Soviet government claimed that Scandinavia was a happy group of countries that did not want to be part of the Cold War or any major global political decision. Early membership benefits included free health care and education without oppressive government. Not to be outdone by commies, USA founded Canada.

After the fall of the Berlin wall, western historians were given access to the Soviet plans of this conspiracy. Later it was revealed that the initial plans were written on a dirty napkin from Hard Rock Cafe in Paris, France.

On most maps, Scandinavia appears as a large nut sack teabagging Europe. Scandinavia's major exports are porn, Volvos and sex-change operations. Major imports are Sun, bikinis and early episodes of MacGyver.
In Scandinavia it tends to be cold so bring a blanket.
by kodiac1 July 5, 2006
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