A section of Northern European where most Nordic people come from. Homeland of the Vikings, it is comprised of Denmark, Norway, Sweden, and Finland.
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You take a high powered fan and face it to a girl. Jizz at the fan and it will blow back and hit her in the face. The you pee on her face and the substance will run down her face and it makes a great drink.
by Dean14 June 4, 2011
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This act is only gay for the man getting slapped because he is the one getting a handful of spunk slapped around his cocksucker like a total faggot.
This act is only gay for the man getting slapped because he is the one getting a handful of spunk slapped around his cocksucker like a total faggot.
Boy #1: For my 14th birthday, my dad gave me a Scandinavian Bitch Slap.
Boy #2: Awesome! Did you suck his dick afterwards?
Boy #1: ......Yup I sure did!
Boy #2: Awesome! Did you suck his dick afterwards?
Boy #1: ......Yup I sure did!
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by Schizzna October 22, 2008
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Likes to assault innocent young boys when she's bored...for science.
A good person despite certain questionable choices.
Likes to assault innocent young boys when she's bored...for science.
A good person despite certain questionable choices.
Why is that girl stealing the snacks of seemingly random people?
Oh, that's Sandija. She does it for science.
Oh, that's Sandija. She does it for science.
by Eve Pie January 12, 2014
Get the Sandija mug.Scandinavia was a conspiracy theory developed by the Soviets in the 1640s. The only parties falling for this April's Day prank were Sweden, Norway and John Kerry. Denmark, Iceland and Finland have often been accused of being part of Scandinavia, but they deny these allegations. Denmark says that they were just playing along and knew all along that it was just a joke.
The Soviet government claimed that Scandinavia was a happy group of countries that did not want to be part of the Cold War or any major global political decision. Early membership benefits included free health care and education without oppressive government. Not to be outdone by commies, USA founded Canada.
After the fall of the Berlin wall, western historians were given access to the Soviet plans of this conspiracy. Later it was revealed that the initial plans were written on a dirty napkin from Hard Rock Cafe in Paris, France.
On most maps, Scandinavia appears as a large nut sack teabagging Europe. Scandinavia's major exports are porn, Volvos and sex-change operations. Major imports are Sun, bikinis and early episodes of MacGyver.
The Soviet government claimed that Scandinavia was a happy group of countries that did not want to be part of the Cold War or any major global political decision. Early membership benefits included free health care and education without oppressive government. Not to be outdone by commies, USA founded Canada.
After the fall of the Berlin wall, western historians were given access to the Soviet plans of this conspiracy. Later it was revealed that the initial plans were written on a dirty napkin from Hard Rock Cafe in Paris, France.
On most maps, Scandinavia appears as a large nut sack teabagging Europe. Scandinavia's major exports are porn, Volvos and sex-change operations. Major imports are Sun, bikinis and early episodes of MacGyver.
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