owens sausage

1. a brand of sausage
2. the spicey man sausage of any male who's last name is Owens

1. Man, that sausage sure is delicious! What kind is it?
Oh, that's Owens country sausage.

2. Damn I love that Owens sausage!!!!

by melonie January 1, 2009

sausage grinder

A chick with a full grill of braces and who could grind a dick down to a stump while doing fellatio.

That chick at the front desk is cut but no way I'd sick my pecker in that sausage grinder.

by wolfbait51 June 7, 2011

sausage creature

Slang for the state that a human being will be reduced to after a mototcycle accident and/or diving into a pool that's been drained the previous day. Must include the loss of all of ones teeth and a large proportion of skin.

Coined by the late-great Hunter Stockton Thompson.

I was hunched over the tank like a person diving into a pool that got emptied yesterday. Whacko! Bashed on the concrete bottom, flesh ripped off, a Sausage Creature with no teeth, fucked-up for the rest of its life.

I landed hard on the edge of the road and lost my grip for a moment as the Ducati began fishtailing crazily into oncoming traffic. For two or three seconds I came face to face with the Sausage Creature....

by Jordan22 June 11, 2006

Sausage Nigel

A derogatory term for a male of the homosexual persuassion.

Al: Hey Chev you big silly, can you pick me up some vaseline from the store?

Chev: Fuck me, looks like we got ourselves a right Sausage Nigel 'ere!

by Raoul_Duke April 22, 2009

Sausage Fingers

An individual with particularly large fat fingers. Those inflicted knock over on average 5 cups of coffee a day, and could spend over a week trying to thread a needle.

Tunde go and get another cloth. Your sausage fingers have knocked my coffee over.

Again.

by Criggy Bar Bar September 17, 2008

mouldy sausage

The state of ones penis after a heavy bout of profuse masturbation.

The times when you need to wank but simply cannot climax. You are in the state of perpetual soft-on. Excessive masturbation can lead to a grimy, chapped and bruised penis. Once in this state it is said to resemble an out of date raw pork sausage.

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Wanking more than 10 times a day can almost certainly lead to a mouldy sausage.

Steve's in the back room giving himself a mouldy sausage.

by Steve Cee. April 5, 2007

sausage factory

An unpleasant process, especially one that is hidden from public view, that is used to produce a widely consumed product: lots of people like sausage, but few would enjoy watching leftover animal parts ground up to make it.

Some college football teams have an easier time getting to BCS games than others, but it's all a big sausage factory anyway.

by Sturdy Liver July 8, 2010