sloppy sammi

When you get your friend a blowy joey from and nasty chick named Sammi/Sammy

We told Fox he was getting a sloppy sammi tonight

by Erusll August 31, 2017

Dirty Sammie

when you sandwich your booty cheeks around his thing when you're spooning

We didn't hook up, we just slept and dirty sammie.

by PsySam April 20, 2020

Sammich

An extremely delicious sandwich prepared for a man by his woman, either waiting for him on the table when he gets home from work or delivered to him while he is relaxing on the couch.

I'ma have to choke a bitch if my sammich ain't ready when I get home.

Hey, why don't you take a break from blowing me for a minute and go make me a sammich, babe.

by AbomB320 August 2, 2010

Saimi

Short, agressive girl who loves alcohol and to play fortnite, especially "playground" game mode.

"Hey do you know saimi"
"Yeah she got mad when i told her that i don't want to play playground with her"

by That's alot of damage October 23, 2018

Muff Sammich

When three homosapiens engage in sexual intercourse. Usually when the female is intertwined between the two males.

She would be a good Muff Sammich

by muff mann October 28, 2003

sammich

A type of portable food that, when fed to a painfully skinny woman, will magically turn her into a screaming hottie with a curvy ass and porn star tits.

I had a friend -- she was cute, but nothing to her. Then i gave her a sammich and she went overnight from Twiggy to Gianna Michaels.

by Lady Csyde September 1, 2009

sammich

Idiotic way of saying 'sandwich'.

Sandwiches are good.

by Cory S September 12, 2004