Andrew Samuels

A Princeton soccer goalie commit who simultaneously serves his duty as a professional bag seller.

Who the fuck just slapped Armin in the face when he was spitting game? It must have been Andrew Samuels.

by kingfisherjoey2 April 28, 2022

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Samuel

a professional alligator wrestler who lives in the dirty south of new mexico. Spends his weekends on his porch chewing tobacco and spitting into a tin can, but weekdays satisfying tourist's curiosity with a display of classic gator wrestling. In his spare time he likes to youtube magic tricks and practice them in the mirror. Samuel's are not afraid to get dirty, messy, smell like shit, and live life on the edge. They like attention and the sweet taste of honey on toast. When naked they spontaneously combust.

tourist-one: What is there to do in this god forsaken desert?

tourist-two: Have you heard of samuel?
tourist-one: No. Why? Is he some sort of magician?
tourist-two: Only in his spare time. He is a gator wrestler.
tourist-one: Damn, lets go see him wrestle!

by thebestmanalivesincemeohwait June 28, 2010

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Samuel

A dude with priority issues...

Person 1: dude that kid has stayed on his xbox all day... even when naked chicks were having a pillow fight in his room!

Person 2: hmmm that kid must be a Samuel...

by aaaahhhhhhmun May 7, 2011

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sameuls amooma

this amooma has a vagina and a cock an that vagina is tight while cock is bigger than sameul

and her transgender ass can last all night

THATS SAMEULS AMOOMA

by totallynotrylen February 17, 2022

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Samuel

Samuel is extremely intelligent but also very humble and you won’t really know how smart he is until you enter a intellectual conversation with him. He doesn’t smile often, but when he does, it will light up your world for the rest of the day. He’s a big gamer and loves sports. He’s a pretty picky eater but, what he does like, he LOVES. ( Spaghetti, ice cream, pizza, etc. ) His favorite thing in the world is helping people. If he’s having a bad day, just let him help you with something and he’ll feel a lot better. He’s a creative writer and is very chill. He’s one of a kind. As a boyfriend, it’s impossible to ever even consider leaving him. He’s not perfect, but he’ll try to be for his girlfriend. If you know a Samuel, consider yourself lucky. Not many get to experience the level of kindness, devotion, and brilliance that he brings

“ I love you, Samuel. “

by Kumo October 30, 2019

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