sad bags

Incredibly bad female breasts.

Her titties looked nice in that dress but when I took it off she was rockin some straight sad bags.

by Tommy Beersman November 21, 2016

Sad Masti

A Sad Masti is when you masterbate while sad.

Because we all know tears are the best lube.

Damn.. the boys won't come to the pub tonight. (Has a Sad Masti)

by CanYouHearThat November 25, 2015

Sad heart

When,a person is sad about someone they love,and can't stop thinking about them,and wants to cry.

I have a Sad heart and can't go to sleep.

by I'm random February 27, 2015

sad harmonica

when you sneeze while eating a girl out, and it makes a 'phhhbbrrrrtt' sound

I've got to take my allergy medication more regularly: I gave Angie a sad harmonica last night

by ChocolateyShatner January 31, 2017

Sad Trumpet

the act of slowly masurbating while staring into a mirror and crying.

The man was feeling particularly depressed wednesday, when his wife caught him doing the sad trumpet in the living room. Wearing nothing but his socks, he slowly tugged one out while staring at himself full length mirror. Dejected tears rolled slowly down his cheeks to the sound of TAPS playing quietly in the background.

by z0mbieparade November 14, 2013

Sad Piñata

It's when you hang someone (most possibly yourself) near bar or pub where people have fun and ruin their good time. But hey, now there's piñata anyway.

-Hey Tom, let's go out to that bar behind the corner.
-Naah bruh, it's closed after that sad piñata.

by SadPiñata October 15, 2020

Sad Oranges

Opposite of "cool beans"

(friend drops something and it breaks)
Friend: Aww...man, I just bought that!
You: Damn man, thats just sad oranges..

by Ynotna March 28, 2012