relazing

when you're being lazy and relaxing at the same time, a word invented through a typo in an instant messenger conversation.

she was relazing on the lawn chair by the ocean with a margarita and a hot date.

by rexarex(: August 7, 2009

relationshit

Relationshit: what you're usually up to your neck in when your girlfriend says, "We have to talk..."
Also, the stressful aspects of being in a relationship with someone; the part of the relationship before it ends acrimoniously; pretending you like a woman so you can have sex with her.

That woman was so high maintenance; I never had to deal with so much relationshit before in my life." or, "After Karen caught me flirting with Suzie, I was in relationshit up to my eyebrows!

by J-Bullets November 26, 2010

RelationTIP

a relationship formed between two Tipsters

this form of relationship never truly ends, as both of the Tipsters involved are perfect for each other, otherwise it would never have formed n the first place

is often characterized by the romanticizing of nerdy or geeky subjects

one Tipster: "i am the proton to your electron, i will always be attracted to you with a force equal to that of the electro-static force"

one Tipster: "i would build a time machine so i can stay in this RelationTIP with you forever"
other Tipster: "lets get started, we need to work on designs for that flux capacitor!"

by Iggy Flames February 21, 2011

religerent

when religious and beligerent collide. an overly religious person that is pushy and obnoxious when forcing their beliefs upon others while being completely oblivious to the fact that you couldn't be less interested.

Those Jehovah's Witnesses were at my house last night. I had a devil of a time getting rid of them even though I told them to get lost! Why are they so religerent?

by Bratty Lou March 27, 2011

Relative Ten

The girl or guy who is the best looking in a small sample of people, such as at a bar or at work, even though they would not be considered a 10 outside of that situation.

Every time I go to a bar I seek out the relative ten and hit on her.

by mrmayhem June 7, 2016

Release Clause

This is a time when a guy who has more money than you starts to eye your girlfriend and starts to shower her with gifts that you can’t afford to get her, if your girlfriend is materialistic just know that once this guy starts giving her attention and gifts her release clause has been activated only in this case you don’t get anything unlike football where the club that is selling the player make something off the deal.

Naso one g guy go activate Tinu release clause.

by Busy brain the anonymous. September 15, 2020

New relic

Referring to a Granny chaser who has just acquired his latest squeeze.

"Dude I totally got me a new relic last night".
"Man you be acquiring more new relics than an archaeologist".

by Totem_Snacks October 25, 2019