Electric Retard

Electricretard.com is by far (if ot the only) most decsent webcomic on all the internet.
it was created by the mighty Eric, and prides itself on creating all purpose entertaining and child friendly entertainment.

Small child: mummy mummy, can I go on this site its called Electric Retard.

Mother: I see no reason why. Electricretard.com prides itself on creating entertaining and child friendly entertainment.

small child: YAY!

by ZE JUDEN October 20, 2008

remtard

Combination of "remedial" and "retard" that insults a persons intelligence

Dave: "uh where did I put my pen"

George: "You're such a remtard man"

by Dan1456 February 1, 2008

I call Retard

I call Retard is the act of having one friend in a group of friends pretend to be the "retard" or "special friend" at the club that your other friends were nice enough to take out and be friends with. Although this method will send you straight to hell, you will get laid everytime. There is a Retard incentive though, Anyone who calls being the "retard" for the night, will get as much oxycontin and marijuana as they would like until they are drooling on themselves in the corner.

"damn I'm feelin like doin some oxy tonight... I Call Retard!"

"chick: It's so nice of you guys to hang out with your special friend over there....ahhh he's drooling."

by CFK2009 November 2, 2009

retardeder

adj. (even) more retarded

Damn! I thought that guy was an idiot, but his friend is even retardeder! I mean, he is D-U-M dumb!

by freakomatic May 15, 2006

Compound Retardation

The act of doing something stupid, followed by another unitentional yet equally stupid action

S: Remember when K slipped in his own vomit and broke his arm?

M: Yeah, thats some serious compound retardation

by MER8490 August 1, 2008

Color-Retarded

(Adjective) Although medically similar to colorblindness but people suffering from being color-retarded constantly try to correct people from saying colorblind with fraudulent terms such as color-deficient. Color-retarded is the politically correct term for colorblindness.

1.)Chris Rains is so color-retarded that he doesn't know the schools colors.
2.)Mr. Rains can't understand the theory of color because he is so color-retarded.

by Mr.McGee February 4, 2010

social retard

Someone who acts weird or strange only when they are in public or around more than 2-4 people.

Dan is such a social retard.

by catalyst13 aka gretchen11 December 2, 2014