Reading the newspaper is the act of jacking off, beating the meat, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, buffing the banana, wanking off, pocket pool, pleasure yourself, or just plain old masturbation.
Caitlyn: I don't read the newspaper not three, not four, but fifty-six times daily!
Taylor: Ohh girl, I got choo and I love using anime as an aid to reading the newspaper!
Monica: My mom reads the newspaper, every morning before breakfast..
Taylor: Ohh girl, I got choo and I love using anime as an aid to reading the newspaper!
Monica: My mom reads the newspaper, every morning before breakfast..
by t0uchmiib0dy August 2, 2008
Get the Reading the Newspaper mug.1. to stay at residence when attending university
2. used by undergraduates attending a college or university outside of their own city
3. a word widely unrecognized and was formerly known as 'staying at residence'
Short form: "Res"
2. used by undergraduates attending a college or university outside of their own city
3. a word widely unrecognized and was formerly known as 'staying at residence'
Short form: "Res"
Mike: Yo you gonna stay at home for college? Or are you gonna res?
Chris: I'm def gonna ressing, more broads that way aha
Mike: ahhha Yeeee broski
Chris: I'm def gonna ressing, more broads that way aha
Mike: ahhha Yeeee broski
by darnsomeonelsehasthisname June 11, 2009
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by DIE May 28, 2003
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Joe: Hey Bob wanna go and start reading textbooks after school today?
Bob: Hell yeah!
Uninformed kid: Oh wow they sure like studying. They don't look like the type to care about school.
Bob: Hell yeah!
Uninformed kid: Oh wow they sure like studying. They don't look like the type to care about school.
by Ightweed January 9, 2015
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Man 1: Aye! Check out this car Police chase video!
Man 2: **watches** Fuck. Yup he's dead!
Man 1: Nah, he survived! Why you E-reaping niggas?
Man 2: **watches** Fuck. Yup he's dead!
Man 1: Nah, he survived! Why you E-reaping niggas?
by DR RELEVANT February 2, 2020
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Person B: *looks it up*
... I'm not reading that.
Person B: *looks it up*
... I'm not reading that.
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