The story of a Lombax from planet Veldin who runs into a badly drawn robot that he encountered in a crashed spacecraft. From then on Ratchet (The lombax) starts to hate that robot, but still follows adventure along side of him. On that adventure the Blarg master, Drek plans to make a new planet for the Blarg. Dreks right-hand man Captain Qwark (One of the heroes in the third adventure) tries time and again to eliminate Ratchet and Clank. After Drek is stopped, the second adventure comes. During this one, Captain Qwarks previous humiliation at the feel of Ratchet and Clank drives him into a downfall. He tries to sell fake merchandise, and is arrested for it. After that, Qwark must pay 6 billion bolts (bolts are the money, and 6 billion is a lot coincidering on my Ratchet and Clank 3 file, I have 30 million bolts and ive beeten the game 6 times and have recorded 80 hours of gameplay because I spent 10 hours getting secrets)(There are alot of them, 30 skill points, Hidden bolts, trophies.) Qwark is arrested because of trying to flee to another planet. Ratchet and Clank eventually learn that Qwark flushes himself to freedom out of his prison cell. After that he unleashes a flaw from the "Protopets" (Megacorps (the weapon and gadget company in Ratchet and Clank 3) which are attempted-to-be-perfect pets made by Megacorp. Ratchet encounters another lombax on his journey. She masquerades as who is thought to be the bad guy for the first half of the game. He must save her about 3/4 into the game from a huge robot called "Giganto-Mech". Near the end, Ratchet has to infiltrate the Megacorp HQ and defeat the giant mutated protopet (Final boss). After that is done, Qwark takes all the credit and pisses Ratchet off. After that adventure, Qwarks old nemesis Dr.Nefarious returns to eliminate Qwark. As the game is progressed to a certain point, Nefarious learns that Ratchet's after him. After that is learned, Nefarious makes a "bio-bliterater". That turns anyone into a robot on the planet. At the final destination in that game Ratchet and Clank defeat Nefarious ant the transformed Bio-bliterater (it transformed into a fat humanshape robot that shoots misiles). After that The game ends, the credits roll and glory is the players. The bad news for all gamecube or Xbox players is that the trilogy was only released on the PS2; Ratchet and clank 1 in 2002, Ratchet and Clank 2 in 2003 and Ratchet and clank 3 in November 2004.
by Nefarious^^ January 27, 2005
Get the Ratchet and Clankmug. 1. Did you check out the new Ratchet and Clank game?
2. I haven't played Ratchet and Clank since the PS2 games.
2. I haven't played Ratchet and Clank since the PS2 games.
by Kiro Osex XIII June 7, 2016
Get the Ratchet and Clankmug. (n) Belongs To The Non-Domesticated Chickenhead Family
1. Commonly Recognized By The Unprofessionally Applied
Lace Front Wig or Rainbow Store Attire
2. Considered A "Club Bird" Due To Frequent Sightings In
Nightclubs & Stripclubs
3. Only Sightings In A Supermarket Are Once A Month &
During National Hurricane Warnings
4. Often Abandons Their Young For Wild Night Life Exposure
1. Commonly Recognized By The Unprofessionally Applied
Lace Front Wig or Rainbow Store Attire
2. Considered A "Club Bird" Due To Frequent Sightings In
Nightclubs & Stripclubs
3. Only Sightings In A Supermarket Are Once A Month &
During National Hurricane Warnings
4. Often Abandons Their Young For Wild Night Life Exposure
Ratchet Birds Are Types Of Birds That Are No Longer Endangered Species, Are Extremely Dangerous And Should Only Be Approached Using Caution! When Sighted, It Is Wise To Avoid Physical Contact Unless Properly Protected (Trojans Or Magnums Are Preferred). Their Main Source Of Food Are The Overly Nice, Naive Potential Baby-Daddy Male Species. APPROACH WITH CAUTION! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
by Improv Queen Domingo October 27, 2012
Get the Ratchet Birdmug. by Rayyyyy1111 October 27, 2012
Get the Ratchet hoemug. by Mindy February 13, 2005
Get the ratchet assmug. A Rig Ratchet (or wax ratchet) is a highly specialized ratchet unique to the dab / hash culture. The rig ratchet can often be found nude or half nude on Instagram or Snapchat, smiling like a doughnut while billowing out clouds of questionably attained cannabis smoke. They can be further identified by their cries of "I never pay for dabs" while they brandish "hetti" glass provided by suitors.
When a rig ratchet enters the larval stage, she tries to attach herself to a self proclaimed "extract artist" by means of exposed mammary glands and suggestive social media posts. When a suitable mate has been identified through the "like" and "poke" system, the rig ratchet will metamorphose into a faux trap queen, believing herself to be vital to to her "bae"'s continued black market drug peddling.
They will continue to feed off of their "extract artist" until a stronger mate makes themselves known or until the rig ratchet can no longer solicit attention from competing mates. This may or may not include producing offspring with said "bae", often not knowing who the father is until the moment of birth. This process can be substituted or supplemented by infecting the "extract artist" with an incurable sexually transmitted infection (herpes being the most common weapon in this arsenal)
When a rig ratchet enters the larval stage, she tries to attach herself to a self proclaimed "extract artist" by means of exposed mammary glands and suggestive social media posts. When a suitable mate has been identified through the "like" and "poke" system, the rig ratchet will metamorphose into a faux trap queen, believing herself to be vital to to her "bae"'s continued black market drug peddling.
They will continue to feed off of their "extract artist" until a stronger mate makes themselves known or until the rig ratchet can no longer solicit attention from competing mates. This may or may not include producing offspring with said "bae", often not knowing who the father is until the moment of birth. This process can be substituted or supplemented by infecting the "extract artist" with an incurable sexually transmitted infection (herpes being the most common weapon in this arsenal)
That girl is such a nasty rig ratchet, as if she'd even be able to find dabs if she hadn't infected that drug dealer.
by ArtfulDabber April 30, 2016
Get the Rig Ratchetmug. The odorous, foul liquid that covers the floors of bars or clubs that are known to be "ratchet". Composed primarily of spilt beers and mixed drinks, bodily fluids such as urine and or vomit, cigarette butts, ashes, broken glass, cigarillo contents and any other various liquids or trash that made it to the floor. Ratchet juice will lightly coat shoes leaving a ratchet smell behind in the morning. Avoid Ratchet Juice as is possible. A public example of Ratchet Juice would be the mix of ratchetness that covers Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras.
"Since we are going to the ratchet bars I will wear my work shoes, as not to get ratchet juice on my nice pair"
"Shelby dropped her phone into the ratchet juice and contracted cholera attempting to retrieve it"
"Shelby dropped her phone into the ratchet juice and contracted cholera attempting to retrieve it"
by StealthHugs January 6, 2015
Get the Ratchet Juicemug.