random

something completely out of the blue that makes no sense at all!

Lydia and Emma


thats a funky beat man. yea thats what i thought untill i ate the cake pie. strawberry? no bananna! thanks fred, that took a lot of money didnt it?

by lydia December 29, 2003

randoms

short for "random punters". when working in some area of customer service, like a shop, a customer is a random, so when you see many, then they are randoms.

worker A: oh dude, we better look busy, i spy some randoms.

worker B: maannn......that sucks, i wish they would just fuck off, i bloody hate randoms, what the hell are they doing shopping at 8am on sunday morning!?

by Kaatisu January 23, 2007

Random

a person you have never met; a person you do not care about

Quit talking to randoms and get your ass over here!

by Meg January 29, 2005

Randomizer

(n.): The stereotypical white Anglo-Saxon Protestant (see WASP) who is chosen by the TSA/airport security to be thoroughly checked, just to try to eliminate the obvious racial profiling. Hence, the randomizer helps the security check system appear random instead of racist.

Wonderful timing, I am in a rush, about to push through security when they choose me to be the randomizer. Definitely missed that flight.

by Cryonaka November 27, 2011

Random

Anything that truly does not make any sense of any kind whatsoever or seems dreadfully out of place, usually in a comic light; as though it were literally placed at random.

Also pertains to entertainment in the sense of a random film or CD, for example, Johnny Cash does "Personal Jesus"! That's just, so random!

A large blue light hovering above the Marlboro man playing "Funkytown" on his CD player with gangsta rappers coming out of his ears and a monkey dancing on the end of his penis? That's so random!

by Andrew Maxwell October 31, 2003

Random

Someone who does something thats compleatly stupid or is a fuckwit

"Dude jono is such a random"

by FrOsTy August 28, 2003

Random Follower

Someone on Twitter who picks people at random to follow, in hopes of boosting their own numbers

Your man Steve is such a "Random Follower" look at him following another 1,000 people that he has no interest in what they say or do. He is trying to boost his numbers.

by Athalonius November 4, 2011