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Meat Rage

A state of increased anger as a result of high meat and/or protein shake intake.
Symptoms include dismantling cars aggressively, threatening colleges, erratic driving, total disregard for the safety of themselves and others, general un-provoked hostility towards upstanding members of the public, a 'glazed' and often distant expression in their eyes (this is generally regarded as a precursor to a meat rage attack) and spending more than 4 hours per day working out (studies show that working out can dramatically reduce the onset of meat rage for a short period of time post-workout, long periods between workouts is when a suffer is most likely to show symptoms).

People suffering from prolonged episodes of meat rage will often acquire other serious mental illnesses, such as a severely inflated ego.
Examples of meat rage can be found in most places of work, additionally any film starring Jean Claude Van Damme.
by BeefSteve April 29, 2011
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Muffin Rage

Muffin rage is what we feel when there is a vast chasm between our actual needs and what another person or an institution thinks we need. - Credited to Jillian Horton, MD
We were burned out, over-worked, and under-paid. Then the administration gave us a plate of muffins as a thank you. All I felt was muffin rage.

See also: Pizza Fury
by Reflecting back December 12, 2021
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rum rage

once a person indulges in enough rum they tend to go into an uncontrolled blind rage resulting in catastrophic consequences ie kicked out of royal oak double bay
oi nah darrel's not one of those soft rum drinkers he is a fucking rum rage
by chief cultural officer May 29, 2017
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work rage

The pinnacle of stress in the workplace at which one starts to use vulgar language, start throwing and/or breaking things, or even assaulting coworkers.
Person 1: If she forwards me another email that should come from my supervisor I'm going to break her keyboard.
Person 2: Wow! You have a major case of work rage!
by jtbritto May 25, 2010
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technicidal rage

A feeling of anguish and animosity caused by a malfunction or error encountered while dealing with modern technological devices, most commonly a computer.
Jack was filled with technicidal rage as he brought down the Almighty Hammer of Justice upon his screen-frozen iMac, bringing it to a messy demise.
by JD_man January 5, 2009
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tech rage

an overwhelming emotion caused by frustration with one or more technological devices, (e.g., computers, wireless phones)
After spending what seemed like forever trying to figure out how to use his new video camera, Kip resisted the impulse to fling it through the window in a fit of tech rage.
by KathMac December 9, 2008
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Brooklyn Rage

Something that Joey in "Yu-Gi-Oh: the abridged series" says multiple times in Episode 28. Basically, it is acting angry with a Brooklyn accent. Yugi tells him that this phrase will never catch on.
Asshole: Man, you ain't seen NUTHIN 'till you've seen my brooklyn rage!!!
Guy: Dude...stfu.
by anon, bitches. May 26, 2008
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