quarter life crisis

the time when, halfway to the midlife crisis, you realize that you have spent the last 10 years drooling over playboy bunnies that you have no chance with, drinking enough beer to intoxicate an entire middle school, and fantasizing about a house and car that you could have bought if you wouldnt have spent $120,000 on a private university or two instead of becoming a plumber (seriously, master plumbers with five years experience make 46000 without a degree); also right about the time when college/high school girls start calling you "sir" and stop thinking you are anything but the creepy dude at the club

College grad: Boy, I would love to have a a Lexus IS300 with chameleon paint.
Owner of Lexus IS300 with chameleon paint: I can't even read.

by wonderfullyliteratefinanciallyshitterate May 18, 2005

quarterican

A person of mixed descent, but there is definately some latino heritage persent.

"Is Jessica Alba black or white or what the fuck?"

"I think she's a quarterican."

by g-man January 18, 2005

quarterback

While in the doggy style position you pull out just as you're about to cum and say hike and as you cum in your hand you're partner will turn around and you will throw it in their face.

I got excited when he told me we were going to quarterback

by John Goldenrod October 24, 2014

Liverpool Gay Quarter

Liverpool's Gay Quarter is the hub of Liverpool's Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender nightlife and is based around Stanley St, Cumberland St, Victoria St and Eberle St, in Liverpool City Centre. There are many gay bars/clubs in this area as well as the Armistead Centre; an LGBT community & resource centre.

liverpool gay quarter

by scouser_4eva May 21, 2009

pitching quarters

when 2 or more people throw quarters towards the wall and the closest to the wall wins all the quarters

im never pitching quarters with CARL ever again because he takes all my money but im not calling him a jew

by poopmaster6000 April 19, 2009

quarter-turn

verb: to quarter-turn, performing a quarter-turn
noun: a quarter-turn
The act of turning around with your ear facing the person in the seat behind you, as a result of his noise-making.
This is usually far less effective than the half-turn and is usually followed by it, since the noise never stopped.

*sitting in the theatre, talking*
Irritated dude #1: shushh!
Me: did someone just shush me?
*Irritated dude #2 quarter-turns*
Me: oh my god that dude just quarter-turned me, what a douche! Man this movie sucks. Hey, remember that time....

by LA-Z-BOY & Blackburn January 2, 2009

hurt carl with quarters

when you eat nothing but quarters for a week. then poop all that into a sock and beat someone with it.

I liked the new Illinois quarter that i ate nothing but them and hurt carled with quarters the inventor.

by Billy wanger February 27, 2004