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punishing the weasel

to pleasure oneself manually (male)
Mother cought me punishing the weasel, when I showed her the mess he made, she gave him a slap too!
by shoe booty December 24, 2008
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Punishment for someone else's mistakes

When one person have to suffer because of the action of someone else.
If you want me to completely give up on America then why not hand over the punishment for someone else's mistakes.
by PineappleJuice May 14, 2015
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Capital Punishment

RESPONDING TO AN EMAIL IN ALL CAPS TO FRIGHTEN, INTIMIDATE, OR OTHERWISE BELITTLE THE ORIGINAL SENDER.
My boss sentenced me to CAPITAL PUNISHMENT when I sent him that sick Dilbert cartoon.
by Stuffy enough November 14, 2016
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Toilet Punisher

Someone that makes a tiolet smell bad, possibly clogging it. It is either regular smelly poop or diahrea.
by 3Oh!gsdfgfdgdfsjhgfj July 18, 2010
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Wii Punished

To not be allowed to do anything that is good for you, but still be allowed to do bad things.
You get yelled at for doing nothing and have to do homework even if you don't have any.

Symptoms include talking like a depressed person and saying you want to spend time with people you never hang out with.

You may also get yelled at for driving more than 15 seconds away from your house or going to a friend's house more than once a month and staying out past 4pm.
Person 1: Hey man wanna come over today and play wii?
Person 2: Sorry
Person 1: Dude what happened?
Person 2: I wanna spend time with Dianna and Brodrick cause I never get a chance.
Person 1: Dude, you totally got wii punished.
Person 2: No...
Person 1: You smell like Janathan.
by Wiitard December 9, 2008
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molten metal punishment

(adj.) to be ostracized into silence by one's peers because of a fatal error on your part.


The origins lay in the times molten metal was poured down the throat of those who were found guilty of treachery in England or Wales. This practise was unused by the Scots, and was abolished when King James IV of Scotland ascended the throne of England and created a united kingdom
I screwed up that pass and cost us the game, I've got molten metal punishment.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
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5 inch punisher

A not really long cock, often is punisher in this case used ironically since this is not the most pleasing a penis could be.
Girl: "How long is your D?"
Boy: "I've got a 5 inch punisher!"
Girl: "God bless please no!"
Boy: "Just joking it's around 9 inches long"
by Sheeshsquatch69 June 10, 2020
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