Published Author

Not you when you make a post for this site. Good luck, and good night.

"I'm a published author!" "Oh, good for you!" The published author is promptly shot!

by MorrowMorrow November 11, 2021

punishing

when something is awfully cringe or hard to endure

justin's behavior last night was punishing

by tomracer32 July 22, 2023

Blind Publish

The act of clicking the "Publish" button on Urban Dictionary without even reading the definition first

I just blind published 5 definitions on UD. My life is complete.

by HolyFatherFucka December 23, 2010

e-punishment

A punishment that involves revoking the use of all electronic devises.

I handed my son an e-punishment for not doing his homework.

by pjancis March 5, 2011

poon punisher

A person who is the master of pussy

My girlfriend told me I was her lifetime poon punisher

by Superchill38 April 8, 2016

dick punishment

When a woman has acts crazy because she is jealous and her accusations are found to be wrong, put her on “Dick Punishment “

If u keep playing with me imma put u on dick punishment

by anonymous November 6, 2021

Porcelain Punisher

A person who makes a large mess in the toilet, usually after eating specific foods.

"After I ate at Taco Bell, I knew I was going to be a porcelain punisher"

"This is the last time I let Jerry use my bathroom! He's such a porcelain punisher!"

by Mr. Teumessian May 12, 2023