Protein Tea Party

When a Man or Woman fills tea cups with copious amounts of seminal or vaginal fluid.

We all had a great time at yesterdays protein tea party. Everyone loved the selections and no one left hungry.

by M911 October 27, 2011

Protein Pipe

The Protein Pipe, is a common name for a huge cock. it gets the name protein pipe because it is a long hard shaft that sprays out protein (seimen) when erroused. Body builders are known to ejaculate into eachothers mouths so they can get the maximum amount of protein they would like so they can become hench!!

Mr Homer tried his seimen and sucked on his protein pipe to become a hench body builder and wanted to taste his salty egg whites and see what girls go through...

by lamb167827553 November 28, 2011

protectorant

a thing that protects

armor-all is a protectorant of car dashes everywhere

by The Protector of the english April 23, 2014

protest poop

When a dog is unhappy with you, it will poop somewhere inconvenient , like your shoe or the door mat. With absolutely no attempt to go outside to show you how upset they are.

Man: Goldie's upset I took her to the vet

Woman; how can you tell?

Man; when we got home she left a protest poop on my bed

by Tree trunks June 24, 2014

protein wall

The invisible wall one hits while dining at a Brazilian Steakhouse, or churrascaria, after eating approximately 25 ounces of meat. Symptoms usually include hyperactivity, trips to the bathroom, and dizziness, with an intense crash at some point in the next two hours.

Charles and Joey hit a massive protein wall tonight at Texas de Brazil. Their wives practically had to drag them away from the table.

by jdubs8313 January 18, 2016

Proexcitophobia

It's the fear of getting overly excited and hyped on puny things which usually results in sudden burst in loud expressions.

I have proexcitophobia. I am afraid that I might become like my manager and get excited over my password reset email.

by Proexcitophobic September 9, 2019

Prosexio

When you're role playing as a wizard and cast a spell to perform better.

"Harry I want more, grab your wand and cast Prosexio"

by Wizardsneedlovetoo April 25, 2020