poofsapped

intoxicated to the point of non-existence

"Why does Kevin have Kleenex boxes on his feet?"

"Dude, he's poofsapped."

by Ned Ryerson July 23, 2003

the proof is in the pudding

An old saying meaning that the only true way of judging someone or something is through

Peyton Manning: "Tom Brady, you suck!"

Tom Brady: "The proof is in the pudding"

(Tom Brady is hated by many sports fans, but the proof of his ability is shown in his constant victories and numerous records)

by tlong4815162342 July 9, 2009

Proof that God does not exist

Creationists never bother to look for any evidence for their claims they simply look for "missing links" (which is invented by media and not scientists) to prove evolution wrong so that they can teach their lies in schools.

Proof that God does not exist:
If god created us and evolution is false, then how can humans create life? How can we have children and create life in laboratories which have conciousness. If god made us then how are we able to do these things ourselves?
If evolution was false and religion was right then we wouldn't be able to have children on our own.

by Scarlottie September 20, 2009

idiot proof

an explanation that is for idiots, especially used in advertising when the ad is trying to explain the things that can be already understood by a normal person.

don't make an idiot proof, i can see what you mean!

by piraye May 26, 2006

Bullet Proof Vest

50's source of protection

If it wasnt for my bullet proof vest i would have been dead.

by shantea October 12, 2003

Proof that I am the King of Sweden

Du är bög! Självmord är den enda vägen ut!

Du är mycket bög! Kukhuvud!

by Svart Krig January 14, 2005

100 proof baby juice

One half of the ingredients it takes to make the baby.

She won't get pregnant if you have her swallow the 100 proof baby juice.

by MD65 August 25, 2006