proof

something that is give to prove a statement or action.

someone accuses you of literally anything, just say “proof” and 9/10 they don’t have any. they have no proof? walk away. “no camera no proof” that’s the motto.

by jazzy.lex March 25, 2021

Kevin-proof

Something that is proofed against dummies like kid-proof but for adults

This is a Kevin-proof flat, nothing can get broken

by The-memess March 10, 2021

Proof

You do the work for me if I stab somebody...

Hym "So I don't really need any proof... In theory."

by Hym Iam August 1, 2023

Tech proof

Those objects, activities, feelings or experiences that exist regardless of electronic technology.

Las Vegas is "tech proof" - everything you do there: playing the slots and blackjack, going to circus, magic and comedy shows, existed before computers and the Internet.

by iwebu August 13, 2014

Bomb-proof

To be be immune to almost every possible jumpscare where one would barely flinch, if at all.

I nearly crapped myself playing that game, yet here you are breezing through it. You're so bomb-proof!

by The Amazing Meh-man June 2, 2017

posted proof

when a person finds a song, movie, quote, ect. and posts their new find on a social network, proving that they found it before any of their friends can claim it was their idea.

Bob: bro, i really like this new song called Your Love. you should check it out.
Billy: but i heard that song like 3 days ago! i even have posted proof, check my twitter.
Bob: your right, you tweeted the chorus twice...
Billy: haha sucka.

by Jackkal May 29, 2010

proof selfie

a selfie taken for the sole purpose of proving to her crazy, controlling significant other that she is having a boring outing and not cheating on her crazy, controlling significant other

Mendy asked to take a "proof selfie" after the boring-ass lunch, just so she could send it to Joe, so he wouldn't homicide her when she got home

by The bushleaguers May 13, 2016