drown proof

pissing yourself before you enter the waves. surfing superstition

i am a very superstitios person so everytime that i go surfing i make sure to drown proof myself before entering the waves.

by bandit13 May 22, 2008

Proofing

/pro͞ofiNG/
verb.
The process of blood entering and enflaming the genitals.

I touched his dangle through his gym shorts, it was a chubby. Not quite stone yet, so I kissed his neck to aid in the proofing of his member.

by anonymous August 21, 2021

Proof committee

absolutely fake news.

Person: have you heard of the proof committee?
Person: yeah dude, it’s totally fake

by Therealcommittee January 13, 2019

Zero Knowledge Proof

Doing something that proves that you have zero knowledge.

"That guy just told me he believes $BTC is going to the moon".

"Bruh! $BTC is going to zero. He just showed you he's an idiot. That's what you call a zero knowledge proof."

by fooledbyrandomness69 December 4, 2023

Zero Knowledge Proof

My Existence.

You see that guy over there? Now that's real Zero Knowledge Proof

by babla13579 April 4, 2023

proof

something that is give to prove a statement or action.

someone accuses you of literally anything, just say “proof” and 9/10 they don’t have any. they have no proof? walk away. “no camera no proof” that’s the motto.

by jazzy.lex March 25, 2021

Proof-of-Steak

A bit of word play poking fun at proof-of-stake, popularized by photographs of ribeye, porterhouse, and other steaks.

Presenting my proof-of-steak: A 20oz, pan-seared, flank steak.

by Maskoficarus August 19, 2017