Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation

A dickhead who decided to send forces to Ukraine, and basically ordered genocide. He oppresses speech and anything about the Russo-Ukraine war that isn't putting Russia in the good. He literally said he was a victim of cancel culture too. Zelenskyy is gonna beat his ass.

You know Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation? He's a dickhead, someone needs to REDACTED.

by NoodlePlanet 212 April 30, 2022

El Presidente

When you combine the Dirty Sanchez and a Cleveland Steamer. A proper 'El Presidente' will have it start below the neck, resembling a necktie. The Dirty Sanchez of course, serves as the proper mustache.

"I didn't know you were dating a latino girl, Austin."
"I'm not, that's just the remnants of the 'El Presidente' from last night."

by WombatCombat October 2, 2011

President St. buttfuck

noun
plural: President St. buttfucks

1. a daily traffic jam in Baltimore, Maryland heading south into downtown from the interstate

2. anal sex that occurs anywhere along the President St. corridor in Baltimore, Maryland

There are ways around the President St. buttfuck, but most people never learn.

by highlandtownman September 17, 2016

Make Orange Man President Again

MOMPA, Make Orange Man President Again, political slogan for 2024 US Presidential election. A pun on Make America Great Again.

I'm a MOMPA Republican. Make Orange Man President Again. Anyone's better than Biden.

by FormerNeverTrumper August 30, 2022

shaking hands with the president

masturbating, touching one self, or a hand job

#1
Person 1: what're you up to?
Person 2:(moaning) shaking hands with the president..
#2
Person 1: comon do it..
Person 2: do what?
Person 1: shake hands with the president.

by Kelly Speresh August 3, 2007

President's Day

Definition 1: A day where schools across America are closed. Each student takes this day to appreciate the history of America's founding fathers and doesn't take advantage of the Monday off to party on a Sunday night.
Definition 2: A day where tons of car salesmen think that people will go nuts and buy cars, when this is most certainly never the case.

Student #1: It's so grand that we have our founding fathers to thank during President's Day.
Student #2: oh, yes!

Student 1&2: *reminiscing*

by Confidante February 12, 2015

The X Presidents

(N.) A crazy-stupid, dope-fly, live-happenin', all-that-and-a-bag-of-cookies-with-chocolate-chips, funny ass cartoon on Saturday Night Live's Saturday TV Funhouse.

Valley Girl: The X-Presidents are like, so way better than those corny X-Men, for sure, tee hee.

by G-Union May 19, 2003