Paid By the Pound

To poop "on the clock" at one's place of employment. Then afterwards, divide the wages earned during the time it took to defecate by the estimated weight of the dump to determine how much money you received to "do your business at your business."

I had some bad Mexican food for lunch so rather than go to the meeting, I got paid by the pound. I get paid $12 per hour and in the 30 minutes it took me to produce a 2lb crap loaf, I ended up making $3 per pound.

by O-hole September 2, 2013

Pound Piece

Anyone (girl or boy) who you would never actually consider dating, but would use them to satisfy your sexual needs. Pound pieces are usually of little to no value to the person slamming them. Unlike a side hoe, the only reason one would want to hang out with a pound piece, is to nail and bail. Pound pieces are most common in fraternities, where brothers can easily get a quick fix at any time of the day. Be careful though, pound pieces are known to become attached, which in that case, is time to find a new one.

"Chris couldn't find a prom date, so he took his pound piece, Bridget, instead"

by VagMonster69 August 26, 2014

pound sounds

Sex music.

Last night Tara told me she wanted to go all the way, so I turned on some pound sounds and dove in.

by totoWP December 1, 2011

Pound Sand

To order someone to go away or "get lost." This is a widely used term that has no vulgar connotations.

One friend told another to pound sand when he questioned the veracity of the Old English Dictionary.

by relished January 18, 2011

ground and pound

Coined by Mark "The Hammer" Coleman during a pre-fight interview at the UFC.

"I'm gonna ground and pound the goddamn shit out of him" -- Mark Coleman

by John Robinson October 12, 2005

Pounds Vag

An expression of excitement, used in place of the common phrase "Kicks Ass".

"I can't believe we came back and won the game. This totally pounds vag!"

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

Pound Hole

This stage of sex is above what is commonly known as "rough sex". This type of sex involves a repeated explosive trusts into a woman's vagina, with your penis or any object for that matter. While you are "pounding hole" the woman may scream, moan, cry, bleed, shit, piss, pull a hammy, slip a disk in her back, become pregnant, have difficulty walking the next day, go blind, beg for mercy, being to prey, and in more severe cases, die.

Last night we heard Butter's pounding some major hole.
Cameron doesn't pound much hole these days.
Kyle pounds hole for a living
Steve doesn't pound hole, he makes love.
Joe is a virgin, he doesn't know nothing about pounding hole.
Man, in JR's younger day's he pounding hole twice a day 8 days a week, he's a real pimp.
Zak pounds some really strange hole.
Barney is a dangerous hole pounder.

by 105D =) May 26, 2009