Chinese Checkers Sex Position

Chinese Checkers is where you jump from hole to hole while jumping holes already filled a variation can be played with 2 people but it is much more recommended to play with 3+ people. In this game every one wins

Person 1 "Twister is boring lets play something else"
Person 2 "Let play Chinese Checkers Sex Position!"
Person 3, 4, 5 and 6 "Yeah!"

by Chinesecheckersforthewin June 17, 2010

Pigeon Position

When the female lies on the ground face facing the floor, Then the male puts his penis in the females vagina or asshole and starts rocking back and forth, after that the male starts making pigeon noises and starts to flap his arms while riding the female.

hey babe wanna do pigeon position

by da_randy_root November 19, 2017

Star Position

When five guys circle up with their dicks close together in a sort of star shape. then a girl sucks on all five dicks at the same time.

"Lets get in the Star Position"
"Star us you whore"
"Im going to star all of you guys"

by Luca & Eric September 28, 2006

Masonary Position

So called for the tendency among sexually uninspired women to lay supine and motionless during intercourse. The term modifies the well-known term missionary position with the girl's brick-like demeanor.
See also masonry position

The girl I took home last night was rubbish in the sack. The only sex she knew was masonary position, she laid like a fucking brick.

by -Mason- August 31, 2011

the Family Guy Position

if your date is ugly and you don't wanna see her naked and get her pregnant, you fuck her in the ear
(from a Family Guy episode about chastity)

I hate the Family Guy Position, I'd rather do it doggie style.

by LLLZ March 4, 2008

the pancake position

When your wife ways at least 600 pounds, and she sits on you in bed. You will most likely end up shaped like a pancake.

Holy SHIT!!! What happened to you? You must have done it in the pancake position with Wanda!!!

by TheMightyness September 26, 2004

GPS (Global Positioning Steven)

Named for an annoying wannabe kid who never gets invited to go places, but always seems to show up anyway. Because he can find his "friends" anywhere, even if they go to great lengths to exclude him or go places that they think he'll never find them, he is thought to have an extrasensory advantage in locating others.

"So I went to the mall with Joe the other day and Nick showed up. It was like he was waiting for us!"
"Yeah, he does that all the time. He's got GPS."

by B-Town June 1, 2004