Pushed pork

Pulled pork after its been digested and excreted by the human body.

Hey Phil, how was that pulled pork sandwich you had for lunch yesterday?
"It was delicious, as a matter of fact I made pushed pork this morning, if you know what I mean."

by d3qu July 3, 2017

Pork Dick

The somewhat deformed shape of the upper shaft and tip of penis (area around foreskin) after a long night of sexual labor via sexual intercourse or handwork.

"Ah man, my penis looks like it's been ran over and beaten to death..."

"Dude, you must have a serious case of pork dick."

"Truth."

by Dangle Berries August 28, 2009

Pork Store

A location usually a bar where slampigs frequent.

Josh was in the mood for a slampig, so he decided to go down to the local Pork Store.

by john the john March 3, 2008

Pork Eye

n. a puffy, swollen eye resulting from an infection caused by pressing one's eye against someone's rectum.

"Hey, what's up with your eye?"
"Ah, I've got pork eye; got it yesterday when I was trying to see up Petunia's ass."
"Ew."

by pratchett-fanboy April 17, 2023

Pork Winkie

Slang for Penis

His Pork Winkie was medium-well done.

by Grandma Ham Wallet January 16, 2009

pork legs

When someone wears jeans/trousers etc that are far too tight, their legs look like sausages being squashed into their skins!!

"I need the next size up, these jeans give me pork legs"

"haha, look at her pork legs"

by x-Emz-x January 24, 2008

aunty pork

A term used in aboriginal cultures to mean dominant female in bdsm relationships. Typically Aunty pork is an older women (60-70 years of age).

“Aunty pork paid a visit last night” “aw dude that sucks, did you lube up?” “Nope, was bleeding all night.”

“Aunty pork porked my ass real good”

“Aunty porks fingernails are no joke”

“Had burritos last night dropped a mean ass shit afterwards felt like my anus had seen Aunty pork”

by Pierce1 November 14, 2018