papa pootis

Someone who is fully capable of detecting Arm Chair Admirals. Also know as "Rear Admiral Moose"

When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie... "Papa pootis"

by Suck it Metaphoricly,Allyza July 6, 2018

Pootie Kickers

pootie kickers are those who excel at something or conquer a task beyond expectations.

Our team is going to kick the Pootie out of this years Challenge. Hence, we are Pootie Kickers.

by Ono Notme August 19, 2008

Pooty Pooty Tang Tang

A term referring to a man who is rather big and fat.
He usually smells a little tangy and farts a lot.

"He is so pooty pooty tang tang."

"Hes acting like a pooty pooty Tang tang."

by Pooty Pooty Tang Tang August 11, 2025

Pooty

A shitty tattoo that was supposed to spell Posty and turnes out it says Pooty, used in Post MalonePostposting on FB

Damn look at her pooty tattoo

by Poootayyy May 30, 2018

pootie

A poodle that is a cutie.

Leo: What breed is your dog?
Kat: He's a poodle.
Leo: Aww, he's so cute, what a pootie!

by badgalkat September 16, 2020

Pooty tang

One who's name is usually Anthony. Has a guido haircut and likes to play video games.

My pooty tang came over to paint me purple and play xbox

by worldwidenationalrawdogchamp February 5, 2020

Pooty-Poot

A mock-pet name for the Russian dictator Vladimir Putin, used to underline the absurdity of treating a KGB-trained revanchist warmonger like a misunderstood poodle. Most often used with heavy irony to emphasize the West’s naive appeasement or to ridicule the infantilization of a regime engaged in systemic repression, foreign invasions, and weaponized nostalgia for the empire of evil.
Derived from “Putin” + the puerile duplicity of Western leaders pretending a dead-eyed autocrat just needs a hug.

Pooty-Poot is at it again, rewriting history and jailing artists. Must be another one of those ‘traditional values’ days in Moscow.

by vadymecum_ June 9, 2025