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pooty tag

A form of tattoo placed on one's ass
Pull down your pants and show me that new tattoo . Wow that is one nice pooty tag!!
by dee62 August 7, 2011
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pooty cat

see that lexi bitch shes such a pooty cat
by Toingle February 21, 2023
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pooty gucker

Someone who lames up a gathering repeatedly by talking nonsense that only applies to themselves.
That dude is such a pooty gucker, he won’t shut up about his collection of “who gives a rats ass” for the 5th night in a row.
by SerpyDerp December 8, 2022
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Pootie

2 girls who talk a certain way and act a certain way
pooties b da best pooties in da world.
by pootie marie February 20, 2019
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Pooty Whomp

Sissy . Weanie. Coward. Pussy . Sally . Fuddy Duddy .
Come outside. I know it's cold. but dont be a little old pooty whomp.
by Roman Marie December 30, 2018
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papa pootis

Someone who is fully capable of detecting Arm Chair Admirals. Also know as "Rear Admiral Moose"
When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie... "Papa pootis"
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Pootie

An extremely old yet distinguished fellow of Christian descent. Usually pedophilic and disgruntled but also sometimes motivational and reasonable. Usually encountered in Midwest America they may seem relatively harmless but must be approached with caution to avoid molestation or accidentally neglecting them. The easiest way to agitate one is to preform an act of atheism or voluntary drug use. As of 2022 they have been listed as the only known psychic sub species to become endangered due to their hesitancy to reproduce from dwindling numbers.
The pootie who has molested me used to be known as grandpa guitar pappy lap steel and gpa gitfiddle.
by Anthony Gordon October 24, 2022
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