Tavak/Jon Ponds

The worst human being you have ever come across, they shower in cooking oil, they beg for helper, and cry when you give nix console access on infinity earth.

I do not want to talk to tavak/jon ponds, they are so annoying!

by Solus_OS January 22, 2022

Ponding

The art of pressing two peoples asshole together and one of the people shitting into the other’s asshole

“Bro I with Sophie and we were ponding.”
“Ew bro that’s disgusting.”

by Ohiorizzler42069 May 23, 2024

Pond Puppy

Nickname for a typical pond turtle.🐢

“I went to the park and fed the pond puppies today.”

Pond puppy, pond puppies

by Jim Spectre November 21, 2022

frog in the pond

The act of throwing an Allen's red frog into a saucepan full of beer

"oi mate, toss a frog in the pond"

by Owll October 16, 2020

Spofford Pond School

A place where the girls talk exactly like the stereotypical way and the boys are only interested in Fortnite and sports, and walks right out of class to the bathroom for no "reason".

"Like, ohmagahd, she acts like a Spofford Pond Schooler!

by Tycho Nose May 25, 2018

turtle pond

The shitter, bog or crapper. When you have the turtle head you must return it to the turtle pond!

Let's go.

Give me ten minutes, I've got to visit the turtle pond.

by Shuaman December 13, 2016

Pond Skimming

A time honored tradition at every ski mountain. There is a “pond” in the snow at the end of the slope surrounded by a crowd when people dressed in costumes try to cross the pond on skiis or snowboards. Most people fail and eat shit. And all the drunk people yell and cheer. Overall a great way to end the season.

He bill you going to the pond skimming event this year? He’ll yeah! I’m in it!

by TommyS. November 25, 2018