water polo

Played just like normal polo, but in the water. Made up of two teams, each consisting of five to seven players. Polo shirts required. Obtain points by drowning horses of the opposing team. Team with horses remaining, wins.

I killed so many horses in water polo today!

water polo by Bears.Beets.BattlestarGalactia July 21, 2015

Water Polo

The toughest sport out there. Many people try to dismiss it; before you do so;
1. tread water for 1 hour

2. while treading, sprint up and down a 30 metre pool
3. try to drown the opposing team
4. get the ball in the other team's net while the other team tries to drown you
5. if the shot clock runs out, spring back on defence so that the other team doesn't get a goal

When you have done all those things, then tell me that water polo isn't tough.
Also, there isn't any other sport in which your opponents sharpening their finger and toe nails for optimal scratching effect was so common that an official has to check their hands and feet before every game. How is that a thing?

Person 1: yo is that a water polo girl?
Person 2: yess she's so hot and fit

Water Polo by _Makaela May 19, 2019

Mastro Polo 

Mastro Polo is named used to disguise a Narcissist.

#Narcissist.

"That blonde is kinda hot. And I heard she's really smart! Too bad, she's such a hater."

"Mastro Polo" aka "Mastro Polo"

Mastro Polo by X's and O's May 29, 2019

Ghost Polo 

The alter ego of a man who enjoys his sluts and cocaine all while balancing the lifestyle of a rock star

Ghost Polo went crazy last night, he took 8 sluts back to this frat house and blew all of their backs out while ripping lines of heed & did not share.

Ghost Polo by Goldgold April 27, 2021

lil john marco polo 

1. Similar to the game 'Marco Polo' but played with quotes from Dave Chapelle's impersonation of Lil John. One person searching calles out "haWHAAAAAT", to which others respond "YEEEEAAAAHHH". This is particularly useful at hacker conventions

2. Hacker greeting modled after a three way handshake using the phrases "haWHAAAAAT", "YEEEEAAAAHHH", and "OOOHHH KAAAAAY"

I played lil john marco polo at AppSecUSA Lascon to find my friends.

lil john marco polo by Wont give my name to a machine October 26, 2012

water polo

played underwater upon horseback, often stallion, with an oversized croquet stick and a rubber football. Referees must be below 4 foot tall and coaches must be above 7 foot. Often attracts unwanted spectators and fans that shout ridiculous things like "Easy Meat" and "Hit him in the face with a woggle" Toggs must be worn at all time. If they "fall" off players must make a ring around the naked player to hide their meat and two veg. Common injuries include perferated eardrum and eyeball sucked out due to hit in the face whilst wearing goggles. Up to 10000 people and horses die each year and float to the surface, to be removed from the pool by fishing nets.

1)My horse has died, please can i have a sub ref?
2)Easy Meat!
3)Ahhh! my eyeball has been sucked out!
4)Oh dear my toggs have been torn off in a frenzied tackle, gather round lads!

water polo by Andy Hopkins December 4, 2004

Water Polo Facial 

Mainly happens to water polo goalies.

To be hit in face with a water polo ball so hard, the ball starts to curve the other way so it's touches (and crushes) ones face.

When the ball covers as much surface area of ones face as physically possible.

(girl watching her friends water polo game. Her friend's a goalie and blocked some pretty tough shots)
friend: Oh my gosh are you ok? That chick looked like she had a really strong arm!
Goalie: She did! She gave me a Water Polo Facial! but at least i stopped the ball. And its not my first tie getting a water polo facial.

Water Polo Facial by H2O polo girl December 9, 2010