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Pole Beans

When a dude has such a small or extremely taut scrotum that his two nuts split and lay on either side of the base of his man pole as opposed to hanging and dangling like a normal scrot.
I was watching amateur porn and some dude had pole beans. I don’t see how that wasn’t painful with her ass slamming down on them nuts.
by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018
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pole fucker

When a women masterbates with a bed pole or a type of pole instead of a dildo
That girl rides that pole like a pole fucker
by batman1998353 May 12, 2015
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totem pole

Stacking and having sex with two midgets (preferably twins) while standing. One midget stands on the other's shoulders. You are making out with the top midget while the bottom one gives you head.
I was wasted last night on Carman 6 and the RA walked in on me totem poling these two bitches.

I saw these two midget twins and thought "I am so gonna totem pole these bitches".
by rajietits April 24, 2010
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Soul Pole

A paddel used by a black man in the movie dazed and confused to beat up freshman boys after school
"hand me my soul pole so i can beat up those kids"
by kellimariejenring cougar April 12, 2007
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Stank Pole

A term used when a guy has been putting his meat pole de enorme in a stank coochi. Therefore, the guy gets infected with a foul odored meat pole.
Jerry: Hey mom, I think I need to go to the doctors. My meat pole de enorme feels like its on fire and it has an odd odor to it seeping through my pants.....
Mom: Calm down Jerry, I think you just have a serious case of stank pole.
by BlackyChan69 October 19, 2016
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loltem pole

A totempole made entirely of LOL'z. Represents an iconic/classic and memorable LOL.
Remember when he fell of the chair?

Yea, absolute loltem pole!!!
by _dicky_ May 8, 2009
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upped the pole

Adan was talkin smack I upped the pole on em
by Look at adan maan April 24, 2020
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