communist porridge

Pressing the penis' tip firmly to your girlfriend's anus hole, unbeknownst to her while she's sleeping; slowly milking out a hot load of semen and ejaculating the whole shot directly into her butt without waking her up.

After me and Wendy had had a few drinks and some sex, she decided to stay the night over, so while she was sleeping I cuddled up tightly to her backdoor and fed her some communist porridge.

by Typewriter '79 February 7, 2022

Panic Porridge

When your pullout game is weak and you have to duck down and suck out the baby gravy before you get her preggo.

I had to eat panic porridge for breakfast this morning because the morning quickie was a little too quick!

by Wilskins May 6, 2022

caramel porridge

a nickname that ionians give the rival school, Carmel college

hey mate!
yeah what?
that kid goes to caramel porridge!
oh shit!

by Slimy weiner May 31, 2022

Chutney porridge

Salty indian sauce that you can dip your dossa or toes inside

Bro i love dipping my toes in chutney porridge

by Figusmethat April 12, 2023

dick porridge

When a dick is just right
-TJ Widgtis

I’ve found the guy that has the dick porridge. Not too big, not too small, just right.

by TJ Widgstis July 21, 2023

Evil Porridge

Evil porridge refers to the most evil thing in existence. (This means the complete opposite of good) and basically hell.

"That party sucked it literally evil porridge"

by TheCrookedMan76 March 3, 2025

Overnight Porridge

cum

Would you like some overnight porridge?

by PresumablyTunes September 2, 2025