The smartest, most beautiful girl in the world. She is almost always sarcastic but in a good way. She is funny, has a great sense of humor, and is very confident. She doesn't let anyone control her. If you get lucky enough to meet a Piper make sure u don't mess up your relationship with her, cuz you are a very lucky person. She forgives but not very easily,but if you screw up she will most likely understand why you did what you did.
The act of inserting one's penis into a receiving partner's mouth and cleansing their auditory pipes by releasing a smooth, hygienic stream of urine. In order to avoid the erection which would make urinating impossible, it is best for the pipe cleaner to think of Pittsburgh native and former Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum at the start of and throughout the session, as Santorum is incapable of engendering any sexual energy whatsoever.