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Pity cart

A mode of motorized transportation or scooter is for those who are fat and too lazy to walk. The people using these have gone past the point of of being fat. This is quite evident by the tent like structure covering their body. You normally see these obese people at your local Wal-mart or grocery store. They can be seen filling the baskets on these carts with chips, ho ho's, donuts and other high calorie and high fat foods. Its common to see a 50 pound bag of cat food in the basket. Don't get in their way because they will run you over to get the last 60 pack of toilet paper. They can be seen checking out with their food stamps or link card while on their cell phone. These people normally are supported by you and me because they are also too lazy(or fat) to work. You will see them pulling out of a handicapped parking spot after leaving their pity cart in the parking lot for someone else to worry about. Their car is normally not less than 6 colors and as it leave the lot is disappears in a cloud of smoke.
Betty: Me gonna get one of them their Pity carts cause I don't wanna walk cause my ass is too big to fit through the aisles.
by Society against lazy humans December 25, 2012
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Pity Tweet

When a person puts up their problems on twitter to get the pity of their followers. This can also be applied to facebook and other social networking sites.
"Did you guys read Dorothy's pity tweet? So fake."

Ex of a pity tweet:
"Everyone of my friends is mad at me. #imthevictim"
by Timune11 April 9, 2013
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Pitydick

Part of the badass saying for when someone is constantly feeling sorry for themselves and you just wanna slap them. The saying being: "sorry I can't hear you over the pitydick in your mouth"
"ugh I swear no one loves me, I'm going to be alone forever"

"Margret, I'm you friend so I'm allowed to say this, but I can't hear you over the pitydick in your mouth
by ImBoredHalp April 16, 2019
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Pityu

Short for Istvan in Hungarian ,but it's mostly used in cigany (gypsy) territory
Ez a Pityu megint megtámadott a tesvéreivel. -This Pityu jumped me with his brothers
by Pityuegykukker December 1, 2020
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Prity

Portmanteau of pretty and pity, Used when someone is called pretty just because someone feels sorry for them.
Dude she’s ugly
“No she’s not… she’s…err…umm ..Prity.”
by Keeeef March 25, 2011
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Pity City

An imaginary destination where everyone sincerely cares about your sad sack story.
Awwww... I'm so sorry your girl/boy friend left you for your sibling. Please allow me to buy you a TS ticket to Pity City where we can sit for hours while I listen to your whole sordid life story of woe. No. Reeeealy!
by fuzzygreysocks February 8, 2010
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pity-like

The act of "liking" a friend's status on Facebook because no one else has liked their status.
Sounds like the perfect time for a pity-like.
by pityliker101 April 4, 2011
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