Philpip

A person who fucks up ones shoes for no reason

Originating from Scouse slang

There new you philpip

by Not batty August 1, 2017

PHILIP EMMERT

A piece of shit who can't lift 2 pounds and doesn't know how to walk. He instead bikes everywhere and acts gay. He flew into a horses ass.

That Philip Emmert tried to touch me yesterday, but he tripped and hit his moobs on the ground.

by Shensep October 28, 2017

philip with one l

Someone who has corrected people mis-spelling their name so many times that he accepted that he's name os spelled with a double "L"

Friend texting Philip: Hey Phillip, do you want to split a G ?

Philip replying:(with deep anguish and despair) It's spelled philip with one l , but yeah sure whatever...

by EdenHazard's Cousin October 13, 2018

philip-dub

Firmly acquire a piece of free item, usually food, in a colloquial fashion with coworkers. This has higher precedence than dibs. It can immediately push the requestor to front of the priority queue and ensures any previous dibs are truncated.

We were disappointed that Jeremiah Kaytoo called out a philip-dub on that last piece of oatmeal cookie as he did the same last week on the last piece of scallion dumpling

by lordruler333 October 21, 2019

Philipolocko

it is the term for shut the fuck up

could you just philipolocko

by Kristófer máni November 7, 2019

Philip Stanton

Philip Stanton is a famous geographer who won West Sussex Geography explanation trophy. He now educates geography in Surrey.

Now for the winner of the georgraphy award it is... Philip Stanton !

Thank you

by inbetweenersucker5765333 April 7, 2020

Philip Young

A man-child with swollen, milky tits.

Boy I'm thirsty! Have you seen Philip Young?

by Lilpussylips June 3, 2020