cold pressed

Cold pressed juices are hip and happening in any area with a sodasopa. These expensive non pasteurized bottles of mixed fruits and vegetables are often consumed by those doing a 'cleanse' and are locally sourced, organic and basically better than you.

yo bro, this juice is half your size. It's cold pressed. So I'm jacked.

by Cold Pressed June 18, 2016

intellectually depressed

when an smart witted individual becomes so overwhelmed by the fact that the majority of society are extremely naive and inane that they keel over and anguish in despair.

I consider myself to be an intellectually depressed individual.

by TwerkingSlothFetus October 10, 2017

depressed, complicated hipster act

An often repeated theatrical routine performed by certain types of hipsters, which is consciously and meticulously rehearsed in advance. While everyone experiences depression, and experiences it in different ways, hipsters often seek to externalize their negative emotions in a manner designed to give the impression that they are more complicated and interesting than the everyday, garden variety hipster. Recurring themes include: sprinkling conversation with Keats references, wearing tight-fitting and threadbare Joy Division t-shirts, and getting inebriated on expensive cognacs every single night of the week. As with all hipster routines, the ‘depressed, complicated hipster act’ is nothing more than a tiresome fashion aesthetic, as well as a pretentious, stilted attempt at projecting a unique persona.

Normal dude #1: Should we call Simon and see if he wants to grab a burger and a few beers?

Normal dude #2: Actually, Simon doesn’t eat anymore—it’s his latest thing. And, no, don’t call him. I’m getting tired of his depressed, complicated hipster act. We can’t afford to drink in his bars, anyway.

by Morrish Windshor June 1, 2011

pressed

to pressure a member of the opposite sex or same sex for reasons of sexual favors.

Yo, i pressed that hoe sally. She put out like a loose slot in vegas.

by Ryan March 28, 2005

depressed

when you want to kill yourself. When you feel sad.

I am depressed that I got dumped.

by jxh2003 March 7, 2017

Pressed

Sad asf about a girl/boy, school, or just life in general.

I'm pressed about how Ashley left me hanging today.

by dripsclout February 14, 2020

Stressed, Depressed Lemon Zest

the opposite of ‘easy peasy lemon squeezy’

friend: that test was easy peasy lemon squeezy
me: i’m a Stressed, Depressed Lemon Zest

by yeeeetttt,345 November 11, 2019