pasty virgin

A pasty virgin is a virgin that is not only pasty white but also is desperate they with literally fuck a tree.

Donald is a pasty virgin.

by O’Bambi November 18, 2017

pasty basher

A gentleman or lady who places their genitalia or sexually involves themselves or others in pastry baked goods.

'Have you heard of Mick, he's a right pasty basher'

'The local baker had a long and fruitful career before being accused of being a pasty basher'

by Lillikinns September 18, 2017

pastie baked

Completely off your head on drugs

Joe is fucking pastie baked

by Dave__BOYYYY May 17, 2016

pasty ass pasta

A white person

Zoe McConnell is a pasty ass pasta

by Kiddydiddler21123 March 2, 2021

Kentish Pasty

During intercourse, one withdraws one's penis and rubs it violently against a cheese grater, and then smearing the woman's vagina in mashed potato, and inserting one's penis back in. Much like a Cornish Pasty.

"Hey babe, do you have a cheese grater in here? I really want to try a Kentish Pasty!"

by Sticknam November 21, 2025

pasty

someone that is full of shit

He's a right pasty

by FitnessFirst June 16, 2021

pasty flakes

a male faggot typically one who has very pale skin also large amounts of dandruff.

man that kid gavin is such a pasty flakes.
-yeah i know right?!

by Gavin Suter March 22, 2016