douche pastry

A delicious treat eaten only by the rich upper-class of 3rd World countries. A douche pastry is made from the remains of a virgin's first vaginal cleansing and is usually eaten with peanut butter and marinara sauce. Considered a delicacy by Hobos and crack whores.

The King of Kazkhstan delights in his morning douche pastry before beheading a rebel midget.

by Sir Anus splatter September 12, 2006

Pairwise Randomization

Used as a justification for fixing a draw in a sporting event. Instead of using the accepted 1 vs 8, 2 vs 7... etc. seeding system, the organiser of a tournament may decide that 8 has a greater chance of beating 1 than 7 does and therefore may chose to draw the tournament so that 1 plays 7 instead.

"I'm not sure that this racketlon tournament will be won by the top seed. We had better use Pairwise Randomization to make sure that our local favourite gets to the final!"

by Oxford English Dictionary December 3, 2004

pasiokola

Can be used for the 90% of all girls in cyprus. It means a girl with a very very wide ass. Usually a girl having an ass of this size can also be called maouna

Ade tin pasiokolan re sira pou esfinosen ton pasiokolon tis mes to jean to trikarto.
Ma pia pasiokola pou oulles re?

by kiris k. May 9, 2005

pairson

An alternate way of saying "person".

You're my favourite pairson.

by Freakgoddess August 28, 2005

pair of medics

When you is injured as fuck and you need two people to help you

Yo bro im down like a bitch, call the pair of medics

by JoshinatoryMC December 21, 2016

puffed pastry paradox

This occurs every time something that looks so delicious, so attractive on the surface turns out to be tasteless and bland when tasted. Based on the common experience from eating French pastries.

Dropping a C-note at a disappointing fancy restaurant is an experience of the Puffed Pastry Paradox.

by Ontologist on Call July 7, 2009

Parriage (pairage)

The legal union of two people of the same sex.

Because, of the new law making in legal in several of the United States for people of the same sex to have a legal union, which has never before been accepted. Requires its own term.

ex. Now, that the new law has passed Jim and John will be able to have the parriage (pairage) they have always longed for.

by aCreator January 24, 2013