Panning

The act of being extremely clingy, even to the point of latching onto your significant other's arm. Usually found in women.

Yeah, I slept with her last night and now she's totally panning me!
She hasn't left you alone for a minute.

by Laser Cat April 15, 2010

Painting the basement

When a male extracts his manhood from his counterpart and proceeds to ejaculate excessively on and around her nether regions.

I barely got out of there in time, and ended up painting the basement.

by jakehandley88 December 24, 2014

Painting tonsils

To shoot jizz in the back of someone's throat.

"Hey man did you see jess earlier"
"Nah but I was over at her house yesterday painting tonsils"

by Aroundthefur September 25, 2015

social-pantsing

The act of talking/socializing to many people. Usually done by a Sally Social-Pants or someone who talks to people they know constantly.

Where is Melissa?
She is social-pantsing with so and so over there.

by Nick Jensen February 15, 2008

Finger Painting the Oval Office

Female masturbation

Where's Jennie?" "She's finger painting the oval office.

by TGJT August 19, 2010

macaroni painting

An act of sticking pieces of macaroni pasta to a person using your seamen as glue.

After I busted all over her I gave her a nice macaroni painting

by beyond me January 25, 2011

ass painting

In construction work an ass painting is used as an initiation type ritual or right of passage for one seeking to learn the trades.

1st yr apprentice: "I told my journeyman my favorite color was red not knowing I was getting an ass painting... so needless to say i went around looking like a fuckin babboon for a week.

by JSmith lu 43 April 9, 2017